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[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[anonymousyellowlizard]

[flufferalex]

wtf is going on

[iiep-wop]

'with my good good boy little Alex horne'

'im a 47 year old man'

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[penny-anna]

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

[penny-anna]

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

[penny-anna]

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

[penny-anna]

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

[deluxe-distrait]

Come Champion of Champions they decide that instead of doing a Mae-Kiell situation and having the runner up take her place, they just have a prop urn sat on her chair in the studio, and every task introduction starts with Alex/a crew member setting same urn down next to the task. They introduce her task attempts like normal and will just intersperse quiet shots of the urn sitting there doing fuck all between the most chaotic shots of other contestants losing their minds

Bonus if Greg ends up scoring Christine (who does nothing) higher than some contestants because either he conjures up some sort of bullshit metaphor for himself about the futility of the show. Extra bonus if she somehow comes 4th over someone who had a Gambelian Breakdown

[eesttm]

"I have brought in my Tom Jones Does Country And Western record."

S21E10

[shaunashipman]

"There's a chance I might have forgotten to give this one to everyone."

↳Bonus

[plq-to]

Joanna with the greatest post-win photo of all time

[mistershoestied]

joel's schoolboy crush on kumail continues to be adorable

[sombradusk]

taskduck appreciation

[shaunashipman]

TASKMASTER 21.07 "Putting Things On Things"

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett stands at the bottom of a grand staircase, reading from a letter, "Get to the top of the staircase." He looks up with an eager grin and says, "Feels like a bit of me, this." He continues, "...and you must not repeat words at any point... Nah, it's not a bit of me, this. Really not a bit of me." Later, in the studio, Greg Davies asks, "What happened to change your mind that this was a bit of you?" Joel replies, "I realised that when I said, 'Oh, this is a bit of me,' it was just steps." End ID.]

[outofcontexttm]

[flishnyet]

"Okay, you can keep the cape."

"Thank you!"

Series 6 gave us so much The Kiss, The Cake, and who could forget, The Cape

Full cape below!

Edit: Like look at this goofy pose

[rdjsleftcheek]

w-w-w-b-b-b-b

[eesttm]

S21E04 outtake

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Letter magnets, from A to Z, are stuck to a small board standing on a plinth. Kumail Nanjiani says, "It's the alphabet. Nothing gets by me." End ID.]