The Best Horrid Piece Of Meat In The World

Kit :]] // Professional Neek // Jazz Emu, Britcoms, NATM enjoyer

[iiep-wop]

Intro!

My name is Kit, I'm 17 and pronouns wise I prefer she/her :)

I like sitcoms (britcoms in particular), musical theatre, puppets and sci-fi!!! (There's probably more things that I am missing)

I've got a few different usernames so here's the list: I'm iiep-wop on here and A03, _zonkey_ on TikTok, _zonkey on Instagram and zonkey on Bluesky (i couldnt get the same amount of underscores on any of them 😭)

I have a Red Dwarf sideblog called @better-than-life if you fancy checking it out

Join the (not) official Jazz Emu fanclub Discord here! We have great fun yapping about everyone's favourite Miami dwelling comedy musician and are always happy to see new members join :D

(Jazz Emu blinkies by @octostudio64 !!)

Read my Red Dwarf WALL-E AU here Its an odd concept but trust me pls it works (all posts relating to it are saved under the #red dwarf wall e au tag both here and on my sideblog btw if you wanna have a look through)

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

Early local election results look fucking horrific. So many racist arseholes in this country who need a fainting couch any time they see a dark skinned face or hear an accent.

Immigrant communities have been part of the fabric of our country for hundreds of years. They are our neighbours, our colleagues, our friends, our family, our doctors, our teachers, our service workers. They belong here. This country would fall apart without them and what do we do? We spit in their faces.

Fuck Reform UK and anyone who voted for them. You make me sick.

[sunriseinorbit]

This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists

For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics

For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits

For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews

For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms

For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics

For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write

For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language

For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English

For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work

For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans

For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes

For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words

For the fanfic authors who only write one ship

For the fanfic authors who are just starting

For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years

For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing

For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics

For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs

For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope

For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break

Keep creating, I love you ❤️

[winterrsold]

#12 / she'll make his ass sense

[kushblazer666]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[pelahnar]

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

[walliard]

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

[ladysolitaire-archive]

Me: *has unfinished fics*

Me: *has unedited fics*

Brain: Read fics for this new ship.

Me: OK.

Brain: Write fics for this new ship.

Me: No. I have stuff I haven’t even finished.

Brain: Write. Fics. For. This. New. Ship.

Me: No. I have no fic ideas.

Brain: Yes, you do.

Me: Shut up. I don’t know enough about these two nerds. I have to make up stuff for their backstory.

Brain: DO IT.

Me: NO.

Brain: WRITE FICS FOR THIS NEW SHIP.

Me: SHUT UP.

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[tachyon-at-rest]

I think that it's perfectly acceptable to shave your body for whatever reason makes you happy. Or even just calm. Like say because one time you were sleeping in a small rundown beach house and while you were asleep you had a dream where the wind was gently wafting through your "manly" leg hair. Only it was about 200+ fire ants. And there was very much stinging. And pain, and swelling and (later on) doctors said that you should 110% have been hospitalized for the symptoms of that insect attack. And now you shave your leg hair completely bare because that wind wafting feeling is the very definition of a "trigger".

[infectiouspiss]

hey what

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I've sent several messages to people who reblogged this post talking about how much they love men, being like "hey did you notice that this post is about lesbians" and every single one of them has just openly admitted that no, their eyes completely slid off the word "butch" like butter off a duck. not a surprise, frankly

[iiep-wop]

doing that one alter ego animation meme where the character is falling and doing fun poses with Dean Pelton 😋

[iiep-wop]

Oh Red Dwarf, the show that you are

[karrakazz]

the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like "i thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy" and kermits like "me not crazy? i hired the others" that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he's like "i cant believe youre making me do this." anyway that frog is more human than any of us

[hellotailor]

classic behaviour for the manager of a community theatre company.

[lovphobia]

can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

[oedipalrivalry]

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

[cutecipher]

when she rips your everything off