[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Olaf: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Elsa: Pi

Olaf: Pi?

Elsa: Low level but never ending.

[cr333st]

What language are you fluent in?

silence 

[doublism]

headphones are not enough i need to roll up the song and smoke it

[bonbon-xo]

He works so hard! 🐸💚

[ilovemybarricadebabies]

The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

[teaboot]

Do I know what I want to read? No. Do I know what I DON'T want to read? Absolutely. God bless

[rabbitloser]

{\__/} ( • . •) / >♥️  i give this to everyone that is struggling right now. it’ll be ok.

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[lesbidreaming]

Well this is adorable!

[wakandama2]

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

[designer-fiction]

Caitlyn’s dad appreciation post

The parenting challenge:

Your daughter dissapears for two days. She turns up breaking into her own room, wounded, and smelling of sewage, brothel and gunpowder, with a complete stranger. Your wife is threatening them with a hunting rifle.

His reaction:

1- Hug. Tight. No questions asked.

2- Give the stranger a good once-over. Like, 5 seconds long. His eyes probably said to Vi thank you ♡ oh… wow, okay… wow… all at once.

3- *Glower* at his wife, upper lip pursed in utter disgust, when she called the person “a stray”.

4- Remove suspicious bits of metal from his daughter’s leg while she rants and curses. Still no questions asked. No eyebrows raised. Only delicately pulling really sharp bits of metal fireflies (okay?) from her leg, while she moves quite a bit.

5- Deploy most powerful weapon in his arsenal, The Puppy Eyes, to obtain permission for his daughter to rest (yes, “rest” with that girl waiting in her bedroom). Of course, The Puppy Eyes work. It gets her an audience with the council AND a moment of intimacy.

[As a side note, Cait is absolutely going to deploy those same Puppy Eyes on Vi, all the time. Vi is so fucked.]

Her dad is definitely where Caitlyn gets *that* attitude from. You know, the “I don’t fear difference and I’m going to treat you like a person and care for you now” attitude? Yeah, it’s from him.

His name is Tobias. He gets the trophy for best dad. 🏆

[violetsgauntlets]

Vi, chaotic disaster (affectionate)

[visource]

Anonymous requested: ↳ Caitlyn bringing the shimmer to cure Vi

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[somenerdthing]

Someone figured out how to make a mask that responds to eye movement! Another amazing start to a cosplay! 

Props to Lenses Factory HK

[yuradethx-deactivated20230109]

artist: https://twitter.com/o314e

[yuradethx-deactivated20230109]

artist: https://twitter.com/Snegovski9623

[brunmzz]

a little soft vi

[ashstfu]

sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a book or a tv show will cause irreparable damage and you will not recover.

[arollin96227]

All imma say is... Arcane

[frostyyy]

ARCANE

[feralcatman-moved-deactivated20]

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[llorumis]

[formallyjuicy-deactivated202305]

[image description: screen grab of text tags. It reads “#they’re only a dilf if they act like a dad #otherwise they’re filth (father i’d like to hurt)”. End image description.]