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Craptacular
M: i'm over the endless cycle that is crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapamazingcrapcrapcrapcrap
M: how do you get less crap and more amazing?
E: i don't kwon
E: i wish i did
E: at first it's more amazing and less crap
E: because you're new and you don't really notice the crap
E: but then you realize that THERE IS CRAP EVERYWHERE
i just ate a lean cuisine. it wasn't great.
Tolstoy
True musings on True Blood
M: something about a naked sam just repulses me
M: i'm also over alcide
E: yeah i kind of am, too
E: he's kind of a dick now
M: he's a big ol' dick
M: which, coincidentally, is his only redeeming quality
M: heh
E: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My favorite thing.
duh
OMG SHRIMP STARS WHAT
Timestamped
M: time to eat my giant banana (3:36:55 pm)
E: hahaha (3:37:19 pm)
M: sometimes i really hate eating bananas (3:53:10 pm)
When I found out about the Girl Meets World pilot
Our love for Boy Meets World is well-documented.
inadequate response
E: why couldn't this guy just be normal, and NOT dress up like a teletubby?
M: brb lunch
E: that was not the response i was looking for
A Candy Land Education
M: Gramma Nutt - She was renamed 'Gramma Gooey' in the 2010 edition.
M: lozlozlozo
E: what???
E: grandma gooey?!
M: heheh
E: do not like
M: omg
M: did you know that mr. mint was replaced by the duke of swirl in 2010???
E: WHAT
M: omg
M: and plumpy was replaced by mamma ginger tree, which was replaced by cupcakes
M: WTF
M: WHAT IN THE F
E: the character Plumpy was removed entirely.
E: this is ridiculous
M: i know
Strngchz
E: how do you eat string cheese
M: peel it, obvs
E: some people just bite it!
cray
M: "there is only one way to eat strngchz" - tolstoy
E: here's what i do
i peel off a piece, then i tie it in a knot
then i eat it
is that weird?
M: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yes
Because PLZ, the bbq should not be sauced. To each his or her own sauce preferences.
Tolstoy
Is you fo' skrimps right now?
Scandyskars
E: i have a little treat for you! http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/alexander-skarsgard-at-the-season-5-premiere-of-true-blood
M: mmmmm
M: hecute
M: he rull rull cute
M: HoT n SeXi
E: omg
E: you're ridiculous
M: sExI sCaNdY ;)
E: omgggggg
M: hhehehehehehe
E: scandyskars
I was going to buy you a cinnamon broom do you have one
Text from my mom
Stuck
E: omg
E: guess what song i have stuck in my head
M: when this boy meets wuuuuuuullllllllld
E: i wish
E: that would be better than having the happy birthday song stuck in my head!
M: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
E: I KWON
E: wtf
M: who in the world gets the happy birthday song stuck in their head
E: me, apparently
Imagined dialogue between Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon
Robert: Thanks for letting me stay here, Reese.
Reese: You're very welcome. Do you want anything to drink? Glass of iced tea?
Robert: No, I'm good. I'm just gonna watch TV.
Reese: OK. Just let me know if you need anything.
Robert: Oh weird, you don't have HBO?
Reese: No.
Robert: Oh.
Reese: You can order it through the cable box if you want, though.
Robert: No, it's fine.
Reese: I insist. Go ahead.
Robert: It's kind of strange that you don't have it.
Reese: Why?
Robert: I don't know.
Reese: No. Tell me why. I'm interested.
Robert: I don't know why you're taking that tone.
Reese: What is it, do you want to watch Girls or something?
Robert: I don't KNOW what I want to watch.
Reese: Is Twilight on demand or some shit?
Robert: What the FUCK, Reese?
Reese: I SAID YOU COULD FUCKING ORDER IT.
Robert: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE.
Reese: (pause) I'm sorry.
Robert: It's fine. I'm just, like, messed up now. You know?
Reese: I know. But seriously. I'm sorry.
Robert: Don't worry about it.
Reese: I made red velvet cupcakes yesterday if you want one.
Robert: I've never really been a big fan of red velvet.
Reese: That's weird.
Robert: Yeah.
Reese: Yeah.
Robert: Haha. Legally Blonde is on TBS.
Reese: Rob.
Robert: (he tosses the remote on the floor at Reese's feet and smiles timidly) Bend and snap.
Reese: (giggles) You're such a joker. I'm gonna go get you an iced tea.
Robert: Thanks.
Hey, I just dreamt you, and this is crazy, but here's my question, relaxed fit, maybe?
- Tolstoy
