They totally said that - Frozen Edition

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Honeymaren: What were you thinking?! You could have died!

Elsa: No! Yelana said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Anna: *Literally smears black paint all over her face, and storming forward like an angry dwarf in preparation of arguing with Elsa*

Kristoff: I love this woman

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Iduna: what are you doing?

Young Anna, mad at Elsa for locking "herself" away: i am separating the blue m&m's, because i know elsa likes those best.

Iduna: Aw, that's so sweet! I knew you could get along!

Anna: Oh, no. I am separating them so I can eat them in front of her once she comes out.

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Kristoff: I love you.

Anna: Aw, that's-

Olaf,cutting in: You should. I'm a goddamn miracle.

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[sets kitchen on fire]

Anna: we need an adult!

Kristoff: YOU ARE AN ADULT

Anna: OH FUCK

Kristoff: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET ELSA

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Anna: Stop correcting me!

Elsa: Then stop being wrong!

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I’m gay, what do you think I’m gonna do? Confront my emotions? Hah! Sit the hell down!

Elsa, probably

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Ryder: Yelana gave me a „Get better soon” card.

Honeymaren: Aww, that’s so sweet!

Ryder: I wasn’t even sick. She just thought I could do better.

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Kristoff: Matthias is choking! I need to call 911, but the 9 button is not working!

Olaf: Just turn the 6 button upside down! That makes it a 9!

Kristoff: Genius!

L.Matthias: *stops choking momentarily* What the fuck

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Anna: You idiot!

Kristoff: I’m sure you’re right, but why?

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Yelana: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety?

Elsa: Literally any aspect of my life.

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Anna: I haven’t spoken to the Duke Of Weaselton in over three years. What he did was unforgiveable.

L. Matthias: You don’t actually remember, do you?

Anna: He knows what he did.

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Kristoff: Fuck you.

Ryder: Is that an insult, or a to-do list?

Kristoff: What?

Ryder: What?

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Olaf: What’s up, Anna?

Anna: Ugh. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Hans: *walks in*

Anna: There it is again.

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Elsa: Honeymaren and I-

Anna: Are getting married?!

Elsa: ...

Elsa: How did you know?

Anna: *pulling out a binder* Sit down. I’ve planned the entire thing.

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Elsa: I wish I could block people in real life.

Kristoff: Restraining order.

Hans: Murder.

OR

Elsa: I wish I could block people in real life.

Kristoff: Restraining order.

Frozen2,existentialdread,emophase!Olaf: Murder.

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Hans: Where the fuck is my sword?!

Anna: Language!

Hans: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking sword?