An Aroace Disaster

Korbyn, she/they, 22. Everything is okay to reblog unless said otherwise. Requests are OPEN. PFP is by @hollyjollytkachuk

[frozensriracha]

💙My things💙

Hello! I go by Sriracha (she/they,) and this is my creepypasta writing blog! I take requests, so feel free to send one in!

What I will write:

Headcanons

Drabbles

Scenarios

Incorrect quotes

Pasta x reader

Pasta x pasta

I take requests for:

Slenderman

Jeff the Killer

Homicidal Liu

BEN Drowned

Eyeless Jack

Laughing Jack

Laughing Jill

Hoodie

Masky

Ticci Toby

X-Virus

Doby Doggers

Sally Williams/Dawn (only platonically!!)

Jane the Killer

Clockwork

The Bloody Painter

The Puppeteer

Zalgo

Jason the Toymaker

Candy Pop

Nina the Killer

Lazari (again, only platonically!)

More characters will be added as I get better ideas of how to characterize characters not on the list. Every character (with the exceptions of Sally and Lazari) is above 18 on this blog.

I will NOT write:

Non-con

Incest

Pedophilia

Bestiality

Hate speech

Any character not on the list

Religious themes

Anything I find to be offensive or triggering to myself and/or others

Other peoples’ OCs I’ll do incorrect quotes for and maybe headcanons if I have a good enough idea of how to write them, but I would prefer the blog to focus on canon characters.

I’m a student and I sometimes lack motivation to write due to a couple of mental disorders I have (and I have other obligations outside of Tumblr,) so sometimes, requests may take a while to be done. Please be patient and don’t spam my ask box or dms! The inbox closes at 25** requests.

You can find my masterlist here

My tagging format is “tw [subject]” Don’t hesitate to ask me to tag anything! For me, I’m okay with most things, however, if I follow you, I’d appreciate it if you tagged posts with self harm and sexual assault.

This is a fanfic blog, so a lot of my stuff won’t 100% be in line with canon and it’ll mostly be mansion au stuff, however, I will write darker stuff if requested. If you don’t like that kind of stuff, please block the tag “sriracha gets spooky.”

I will write NSFW content. However, I won’t write NSFW on this blog since I have a lot of minors following me. I have a sideblog specifically for NSFW content. If you would like the url and password, please DM me or send an ask off anon (I’ll respond privately.) Minors can interact with my main blog, but minors interacting with the NSFW blog will be blocked on sight.

**subject to change.

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

Funneigh!

[ignisuada]

reblog for AUTISM!!!

[kirlias452]

@frozensriracha I did a redesign of your Creepypasta girl. I went for a more creepy/ body horror based look. Hope you like it!

(Click for better quit)

Also here the link to her blog it’s really cool!

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sriracha, she/her, 17

[frozensriracha]

I’m late to the party but aw yeeeee i love this!!!!

[neerasrealm]

I had to delete my last butch positivity post bc a t//erf is spreading it so take this new one. This post includes trans women, women who take testosterone, nonbinary butches, intersex butches, and bi women <3

[neerasrealm]

Yeah Gary is trans. She uses she/her and wants to be called Isabella now :)

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[ireblogstuffidk]

Fixing Creepypasta oc’s. Again.

Ok guys, this one is actually fixing my friend @frozensriracha s cringypasta oc, so I hope you like it.

See this abomination?

This is Puppet Clock Assassin Princess Midnight Angel Rose Yandere Sapphire Uki Eiffel-bonbon the ticci laughing eyeless lost smiley homicidal drowned bloody killer zalgo slenderwoman candy toymaker factory angel of death nurse.exe, goddess-empress-princess-duchess-queen of everything-chan

(Also this is art I drew of her based on her physical description I was given, ive posted it before)

She is a Neko demon werewolf doll vampire slender being human zombie stripper ghost cannibal clown fairy emo fallen-angel hybrid

And she is described as being sweet, shy, girly, kind, and insane. She’s dating every single Creepypasta ever with an emphasis on Jeff, and she is what I would call Literally The Worst. She’s adopted by slenderman and Zalgo (because gay demon time, I guess) and as far as powers go, her bio says “Voodoo powers, black magic, hypnotizes, can teleport, can turn into anything she wants, etc. You name it she has it.” So basically she can do anything.

I’d like to point out for a second that “voodoo” powers is kinda broad and I don’t think that’s what sriracha was going for because actual voodoo is not inherently demonic. Just a fun fact. But ok.

Saying everything wrong eith the character would take forever so I’ll go over a few things. Her name is too long and though her nickname “puppet clock” is better it still makes no sence, her design is atrocious and though there are a few elements I like (the top hat, fluffy hair, and the stuff from her eyes is kinda cool) the rest is totall chaos. Her species makes no sence and honestly is impossible and her personality is so bland that it’s ridiculous. Basically, there’s almost nothing I like about her except the fact that she’s kinda funny and fun to draw.

Onto the redesign.

Here she is. I tried to make her recognizable, but make her look better, she has a nicer top hat, her outfit is more pleasing, I even used pink and blue for it to match better with the original! I put some rainbow highlights in her hair and put it in a ponytail, changed her eyes, and as you can see, added angel wings. I decided to go with the “fallen angel” portion of her species, so that’s what she is.

Pachdiel, that’s her actual name, has taken on the nick name “puppet” to spite her higher ups who used her in such a way, having her do their bidding and not caring for her input. She rebelled against the other angels, hence why she fell, and vowed to create as much chaos as possible to make the angels who “betrayed” her suffer. She’s a vengeful and petty person who doesn’t care about the consequences of her actions, and who constantly fights angels and the occasional demons, causing havoc.

She, in one occasion, got into a fight with zalgo, a fight she won, but she spared his life in return for him and her creating a truce of sorts. They are on friendly terms, sorta.

Her power set allows her to use black magic, curse people etc, she can also call upon a sword of fire that can slay demons and angels alike, but it drains her of energy so she uses it sparingly. She’s only known for influencing animals and having them do some... odd things.

And there she is, I wonder how she’d get along with Angelica. Anyway, that’s Puppet Clock/ Pachdiel, hope you enjoyed, I had so much fun!

[kirlias452]

DUDE I WANNA DO MY REDESIGN OF THIS SO BAAAD. CAN I PLS???

[ireblogstuffidk]

I have no problem with it! But the original character belongs to @frozensriracha so you’d need her permission, not mine.

[frozensriracha]

@kirlias452 you have my permission >:))

[moosekleenex]

[giggle]

reblog if you're hot

[faustandfurious]

Don’t like that trope where women are forced into arranged marriages against their will for their family’s political advantage, it just reinforces the frankly sexist idea of women as overemotional and obsessed with romance to the point of stupidity, and neglects the reality of all the women throughout history who would gladly marry for power, riches and political advantage as long as the spouse in question wasn’t entirely awful, because ambition is not an inherently gendered trait, you gotta have a roof over your head, and that earl title suits your brother

[faustandfurious]

Something about ambition being a virtue in men and a flaw in women, and how that kind of thinking also influences people’s perception of women in politics and business today

[faustandfurious]

Maybe I’m just very ace, but I feel like if you’re going to sleep with someone, you might as well get an aristocratic title and a few estates out of it

[faustandfurious]

If you’re a woman living in a society and belonging to a social class where getting married is the closest you’ll ever get to having a job, why wouldn’t you marry for social, political and financial advantage? Sure, your husband has a weak chin and the annoying habit of mainly talking about his hunting dogs, but the estates are gorgeous, the horses are fine, the servants are numerous, you’re dining with the Prime Minister and his wife, and you just used your connections to secure a viscount for your younger sister

[bauliya]

this is a terrible understanding of the institution of arranged marriage which exists for preservation of material property and status within a certain group whether it be european nobility, upper castes, whites, etc. arranged marriage literally exists to preserve the status quo and make sure property doesn't escape a certain class group via inheritance if a member marries "out".

if you're talking about a european feudal society (historical or fantasy), arranged marriages happen between two people of similar status. that's the entire point. if you're marrying a rich man, your circumstances do not improve, because you're from a rich family yourself, but now you're away from your family with a man most likely a lot older than you and who treats you like shit.

what you're talking about, a woman marrying a wealthier man to improve her material circumstances, is firstly 1.) not arranged marriage because it's literally not arranged by anyone and the woman is choosing her husband 2.) EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY RARE in societies where arranged marriage is dominant, and always results in scandal if not violence. which is why the trope of "gold digger" is vilified even today. 3.) is actually rare even now, even in countries where arranged marriages don't really exist, and even amongst queer people, people still overwhelmingly marry within their economic and social class

please stop girlbossing arranged marriage my god.

[bauliya]

[robothell]

are we really doing this

[gayteensupreme]

cxs peoxle axter addxng xn ‘x’ tx evxry wxrd tx mxke xt inclxsive xf nonbxnary pexple:

[asundergrowth]

The implication that these people think “human” doesn’t include nonbinary people is telling.

[flippertygender]

[filthyprotozoan]

there is no “gay people music” we arent a monolith and we all have different taste. except for that rasputin song.

[mithraxx]

funny how when a “straight” person finds themselves surrounded by a bunch of gay and lesbian and bisexual friends they often end up realizing they aren’t straight it’s almost like heteronormativity and being surrounded by heteronormativity keeps people in the closet and being in an environment where gay love is more normalized allows people to connect with parts of themselves they otherwise probably wouldn’t be able to

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[jazz-e-clectic]

IT GOT BETTER

[simonalkenmayer]

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

Transcript:

Waves of Americans are refusing to go on working terrible jobs for insulting salaries, and Conservatives are not happy about it.

Now they try to go about their daily ritual of driving their truck up to a window and screaming at it until a chicken sandwich comes out, and when that doesn't work, because all the employees are gone, they take to Facebook: "What has this country come to?!" "What happened to the days when Americans would work long hours without complaining about things like...a living wage or basic human dignity?"

And you hear this and you're just like "Man, y'all just really want slavery back, huh? Y'all still miss slavery that much?"

What is this insistence on licking the boot of these corporate overlords? Why is it so hard to understand that if they want people to continue sacrificing their health, time, and sanity by working for them in a pandemic, then they can compensate them commensurately for it—which, and I know it's a novel concept in this capitalist Hellscape, means paying people enough money for both food and shelter.

And if they need to sell off an art wing or a racehorse portfolio to do that, so be it! If they refuse to do that, then they can hang up the "For Sale" sign and shut the fuck up. That's how shit works. There's nothing un-American about any of this.

The movement isn't lazy, it's necessary.

And I just think it's funny that it's happening at the same time as thousands of Conservatives are walking away from their jobs...because of their inalienable right to cast the plague onto your grandma!

That's right: apparently, if you leave your job because you're tired of being a faceless cog in an inherently disrespectful machine that refuses to acknowledge your worth as a human being, that makes you lazy and entitled. But if you leave your job because you refuse to take even the most basic of precautions in the middle of the greatest global health crisis any of us have ever known, that makes you a "Patriot", and a "Freedom-Fighter".

These people think they have the fundamental right to endanger the health and safety of those around them, because they find that wearing a mask makes it a little harder to mouth-breathe, and then they call everyone else entitled? My ass, man.

But ultimately I hope that both sides continue to leave their jobs; the former because it's the right thing to do and the right message to send, and the latter 'cause we don't really need them dumbin' up the works anyway.

Love y'all.

[youre-only-gay-once]

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