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When you’re about to leave your room but you hear guests over at your house

So after hearing it a few times, “I Don’t Want to Live Forever” is stuck in my head

Hey guys, it’s been awhile. I’d kind of left the fandom for a while since Taylor has just been kind of iffy in the past couple years. When I heard this song, I really didn’t care at that point. I saw parts of the video, heard it and it sounded generic.

But I’ve been listening to it more, and now I just love the song. It’s a great song. I’d never really liked 1D, and especially not Zayn, but he turned out to have a pretty good voice and solo Career, kind of like Nick Jonas.

But holy shit this video is awful. Well, ZAYN, is awful in the video. So emotionless, he makes the exact same face I’ve seen him make his entire career. Just straight muggin’ the whole time. Ah man, I bet the ladies love that stoic bad-boy thing you got going on man.

Meanwhile you got Taylor who starts out similar, but she is constantly being that emotive girl we’ve all known from her concerts and videos, head banging, hair scratching, writhing all around. THAT fit’s the video!

Zayn is singing in such an emotional voice, and all I’m seeing is him emotionlessly walking around. Which IS a subtext of the song, but you don’t have to spend the entire video showing it! You’re singing your heart out but I don’t see it.

Edit: XD Okay, I just watched it again, I’m am just dying laughing watching Zayn. Even when he’s knocking things over, he looks so BORED! I can’t man. Just looking a lamp and knocking it over. He’s like a cat. See’s dining cart? *swoosh* *still has a bored face*

#i don't want to live forever #taylor swift #zayn

nowyoukno

fangirling-so-hard-rn

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)

doctormemelordmd

Yeah but have you seen this

stultiloquentia

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

warwyrd-deactivated20170724

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

reallymisscoffee

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

ruggie-bucchis

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

avianawareness

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.

odpixel

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!

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bananaofswift

Gerrit Wortel‏ @WortelGerrit : So my grandma in nashville had jury duty with @taylorswift13

camilacdaily

cybergata

taylorswift

That moment when Kanye West secretly records your phone call, then Kim posts it on the Internet.

ithelpstodream

Cats are great 😂

undecidedonthename-deactivated2

Dean O’ Gorman and Aidan Turner ( Fili and Kili in The Hobbit trilogy ) cosplaying as Miguel and Tullio from the dreamworks animation movie : The Road to El Dorado. After seeing this all I can say is : WHY IS THERE NOT A LIVE ACTION MOVIE OF THAT AWESOME CARTOON ?

lolawashere-deactivated20240904

Where has this been hiding that I’ve never seen it before?!

ourladybinxthings

😮😮😮😮

bisexualdinahlance

@jeffgoldbitch

venomade

when you crave social interaction and friendship but you’re still an introverted, anxious mess:

sixpenceee

Still fancy that cup of soup, now?

keetongu

yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon

I’m so confused as to what I’m supposed to find upsetting about this. Like I get it looks very industrial, but why is that bad? Did this person used to think that cans of soup were portals to artisan kitchens where teams of chefs hand prepares ya damn alphabet noodles? Is the fact that we live in a society which can deliver fully prepared, non-perishable meals in convenient containers for 99 cents at your local winn Dixie somehow insufficiently fantastic for you?