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My ex wife and I are devastated. Every day we wake up at 5am and search for him in the streets. Our son. We search all day, looking for him in bushes, under cars, in the neighbors' garages. I always feel like he's right around the corner. I keep thinking he will come back home. We set humane traps for him all around my apartment complex, using a giant lollipop as bait, as that is the snack children like the most. I feel fucking hollow. Come home, my son. Come home.

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chonny-jash

what if

Gaster = "Real-Life" Fictional Guy. Human ass bald no hair having scientist freak in a real world earth-esque type joint, but a fictional one nonetheless

Deltarune = A video game/simulation/program within that Fictional "Real World"

'The Prophecy' = The normal route. The way the program is meant to end. Also, the way we are "meant" to experience OUR program of Deltarune

Weird Route = the fucky, game-breaking shit that has happened partially thanks to others (Jevil, Seam, Spamton, Dess) but is also only truly possible with influence from our real world - the world with true agency.

Gaster has realized his "real world" is also a fictional world, and has become obsessed with becoming truly real and free from the fiction, or perhaps in a more scientific, analytic way, just wants to see what's up with the REAL real world, our world.

Uses the program, Deltarune, as an experiment in agency, free will, escape - and also, a tenuous connection between his Fictional real world and our literal actual real world. He can talk to us, and we can control his program via the Soul.

Weird route shenanigans are characters realizing the existence of this program, and processing that information in different ways. Jevil, Spamton, likely even Seam? And presumably whatever the Pink/Gold Eye Cat Fucker Thingy is. - Notably. Most, if not all, of these characters only perceive One Level Up, the program within Gaster's fictional world, but not ours

Kris, in some capacity, maybe via being controlled by the Soul/Player, has also realized their lack of agency, and fights against it and the prophecy, AS WELL as the weird route. Their actions to me feel like someone who just wants control, not necessarily one route or the other (though they especially hate the weird route shit happening by Chapter 4)

Dess, especially, whether the Knight or not, has shown the most success in escaping the program, so much that she seemingly has broken out of the program, in those notorious code notes.| - Within the confines of this "theory" (a stretch), that could either be the Fictional program, our Real World program, or both.

ummmm... something something "talks in hands" = typing, clicking, creating a simuation. "Fell into his creation." "Garbage noise" like electrical interference from wires and communication waves?

idk basically the only way Gaster could be a satisfying character to me is if he's a real ass fuckin human guy like that one frame of the Titan emerging animation. maybe i'm abraded by all the tumblr sexyman epic edgy gaster interpretations but i think that just feels the Most Right. That frame from the Titan was the first time in my whole life I saw something that Could Be Gaster and was actually like "oh wait hang on yeah that would be sick" and my brain just kinda expanded from that.

#i think your explanation as to what Garbage Noise is in this post is particularly interesting #mostly because #we hear garbage noise from cell phones #which are always electrical #obviously #and also #Garbage Noise kind of sounds like a computer dial-up #though maybe that's just me #does it not though.......?#i digress #(because that's not the origin of the sound at all)#but anyway #i don't really think the Titan is gaster #but i wouldn't be surprised if they were i guess #also i think this is the second ever time you've mentioned december #and it's not her getting hit by a car #i'm impressed #rb

threedollarsdotcom

there isnt a single thingle that could save you from my wrath

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clowngirlpony

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

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chonny-jash

I see Charlie's Inferno has gone viral again

#i think you mean terrible things #rb

true-bean

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hi

#hellpark #hell park #tweek tweak #gregory of yardale #my art #art #fanart

nevermeanttoknow

women love him

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there are no zelda fans on pony town and i find that saddening

#loz #pony town #rambles

fruiitcakezz

i generally don't mind Zelink but it's the way with Every Single Link Incarnation people will try to pair him with Zelda no matter how much chemistry they actually have in their respective games. furthermore, i'd get proper shot dead if they found out i like Link x Ilia more than Zelink

crowleec

No, but for real though! There are a couple of games where I'm like, yeah, Link and Zelda are a good ship, but for a lot of them they just aren't! Twilight Princess is a big no for me, Link sees her maybe twice before the end of the game? And both times man's a wolf, so he can't even talk to her!! And don't get me started on Ocarina of Time with that Zelink. You actually have one canon conversation with her before shit goes down. Like, c'mon! Pulling at threads there.

Love me some BOTW/TOTK and Skyward Sword Zelink ships though. That's the good stuff right there.

fruiitcakezz

UGH THIS IS SOOOO REALLLL. i love botw/totk and ss zelink!! i think they have a lot of chemistry there. but ESPECIALLY oot and tp i'm like... What. cause they barely interact!!!! he has chemistry with so many others!!!! enlighten yourselves

#loz #rambles #rb

i generally don't mind Zelink but it's the way with Every Single Link Incarnation people will try to pair him with Zelda no matter how much chemistry they actually have in their respective games. furthermore, i'd get proper shot dead if they found out i like Link x Ilia more than Zelink

#the legend of zelda #loz #twilight princess #kind of #rambles