🍎 𓈒　　parker june 　₊

﹒ tfemmemasc intersex i do the art thing . art saw trap 🪤 ★ DID system , likes to play and draw icon creds ; me !! 𓎟𓎟

[ihearthue]

- credit required for any use of my art 🩷 unless it’s personal art / says do not use feel free to use it !!

— i use any ( he / she / they / it ) pronouns along with shi / hir neopronouns

— you can call us parker june

— we are a DID system , i ( parker / ethan ) am the host and main fronter

— we have many disorders physical and mental , we are a wheelchair user and enjoy questions as long as they’re respectful

— art tag is #cosmic creations

— asks tag is #talking to the stars

you can find my carrd here

and my commission info here

my editing / graphics account is @homeforsunflowers

im larvfae on twitter i dont post any art there but i do complain a lot

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[kvothes]

a good thread

[kata4a]

Ye knowe eek, that in forme of speche is chaunge With-inne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho That hadden prys, now wonder nyce and straunge Us thinketh hem; and yet they spake hem so, And spedde as wel in love as men now do.

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

[youzicha]

glossary: eek also and even tho at the time prys great value wonder a cause for astonishment nyce stupid spedde succeeded

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

[queergraffiti]

“if you are gay, I love you ♡”

found in a school bathroom

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[ihearthue]

[ihearthue]

[gaytanic-panic]

[enki2]

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[kocourmokroocko]

jméno "Tomáš" je vtipný. to máš co?? to máš celkem blbý vole???

[not-translating-posts-to-czech]

řekla "Odcházám" a odešla. mohla říct cokoliv?

[whatchuthinking]

el nombre "Ivan" es muy chistoso, o sea, ¿y a donde van???

[macquarieridge]

amazing tweet by mou

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)