FLORENCE + THE MACHINE

i'm always running from something i push it back, but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

[xwingbling]

me after everything existential crisis

[florenceandthemachine]

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I love these psychopaths so fucking much

[florenceandthemachine]

dennis whitaker deserves better than to be tumblr’s latest “smol precious soft boy so helpless so uwu” and it kinda makes me wanna vom

this bitch grew up as the youngest of three farmboys in rural-ass Nebraska. that is hard work and strength and tbh getting hurt in ways you cannot imagine if you didn’t live in a town where your neighbors regularly drove tractors around (hi). homie has flat out said he had to fight for attention and you don’t think he meant actual fighting?? broken bow is two hours away from the nearest medical center and the youngest sibling always fights the dirtiest.

I can actually promise you that if he ever gets hula hooped he’s going to have the offender down faster than Dana’s pocket syringe (and probably with a bloodier wall) - he’d need two seconds to go straight for the kidneys and get a fucker absolutely writhing on the ground.

he’s shown that he’s smart and humble and fucking resourceful (like when he was moonlighting as a rat killer in the hospital he was squatting in) so for the love of fuck, save the overwhelmed flushed face whatever for the bedroom. that’s great! and a great place for it!

but jfc, this dude is definition of “scrappy”. stop pretending that he just got off the bus and doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground, you chucklefucks

[florenceandthemachine]

so here’s the thing

hucklerobby? cute as fuck. but.

a) getting to imagine Jack, walking around the er, absolutely heart-eyes-whipped by Dennis? gorgeous.

and b) I’m a toxic bitch, and goddamn. Langdon and Robby?? toxic old man situationship catastrophic betrayal angst yaoi????? g o r g e o u s.

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[littlemissssunshineee]

If you ever feel like you don’t matter just know there’s a tumblr mutual who thinks about you when they hear a certain band, see a certain color, show, book, or even just see a post that reminds them of something you might like even though they’re across the world from you

[florenceandthemachine]

i wonder which band makes my tumblr followers and mutuals think of me

it’s a mystery all right

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[shivanessadraws]

Has this been done already? Shark merman Park? Shark the shark? 🦈 Anyway have some titties and fins.

[florenceandthemachine]

any “your pitt characters based on your zodiac sign / birth month / favorite color / whatever” that doesn’t immediately say I am dana evans is scientifically wrong

[florenceandthemachine]

started writing some fun cute praise kink light bdsm huckleberry x shark and now I’m 4k words deep. whoops

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[florenceandthemachine]

and the context was whilst saying “aaayo, gotta let go.”

[thirstkanaphan]

I love Jacob Tierney!!

source

[heyitskoye]

Jemma has consumed my body and soul I love them so much

[florenceandthemachine]

holy shit yes

[were--ralph]

Another day, another breedable old man sexualized

[florenceandthemachine]

[puppydogwhitaker]

rural little things i think dennis would say

-sometimes it’s best to just dance with the girl that brought ya

-built like a brick shithouse

-like a cow pissin on a flat rock

-*about walking in the rain* i’m not so sweet i’ll melt.

-i’m sweating like a whore in church

-he’s not playing with a full deck of cards

-too rich for my blood

[puppydogwhitaker]

-couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn

-like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest (jack hates this one)

-if it was a snake, it would’ve bit you

-his cornbread ain’t done in the middle

[florenceandthemachine]

rebloobing to add some of my family favorites

madder than a wet hen

dumber than a box of rocks

fair is a place where they judge pigs

colder than a witches tit

“if you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”

[florenceandthemachine]

what do you mean this isn’t Whitaker, Santos, and Javadi

[florenceandthemachine]

alright, is this

whitaker, santos, and javadi

robby, dana, and abbot

mateo, perlah, and princess

park, garcia, and a third terrifying surgery person

Voting ended onMar 25

[florenceandthemachine]

anyway dr brendon “park the shark” park is a bitchy service top pass it on

[florenceandthemachine]

yea I’m writing it you’re welcome