[thepersonalquotes]

[purplezhaze-archived-deactivate]

[lesbiskammerat]

If you are genuinely of the belief that you can cast 100% real spells that impact the real world in tangible ways, why are you sitting on Twitter charging strangers 17 dollars. You’re a fucking wizard dude go save the world or something. Hex the US government

[luesmainblog]

bold of you to assume we’re not already doing that as well!

[lesbiskammerat]

You’re not

[yan-wo]

“For 35 years, husband and wife team Véronique and Jean-François have been harvesting, drying and selling over fifty varieties of flower on their 7000m² farm in the countryside of Auvergne.”

[38947ndhjhwer2]

this was one of the most beautiful skies i’ve seen all year

[kristina100000]

got arrested for misandry

[sevenvalencia]

[elegant-moonlight]

Here is the rainbow I told you about, yesterday 🌈 ✨ I’m still amazed by the beauty.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Your access to Butthole.com has been revoked.

[battlecock]

[primrosey]

Trust me mom, I've been searching LinkedIn for "court jester" and nobody is hiring!

[primrosey]

No, look, I-

Yes, grandpa was able to walk in, insult the king, and got hired but times have ch-

THAT'LL GET ME BEHEADED!

[valtsv]

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[antivoltron-deactivated20200514]

kinnie on tumblr which race will he fake

[youngassoul-deactivated20200718]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

This is how Boomers say they were raised

[nateforyou]

stop unfollowing me im pregnant and it’s yours

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[mercifulangel]

[nonfungibletoken]

scrappy doo???

[mercifulangel]

the one and only