Carly Shay Stan account

not actually Miranda Cosgrove but I sure wish I were

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that's that me cerebro

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[mons7errr]

biting your forehead friday

[otterandterrier]

super quick sunscreen stuff for anyone who needs it:

if facial sunscreen always feels too oily for you and gets in your eyes, get dry touch sunscreen.

if your eyes itch when you've been wearing any face products after a few hours, get ophthalmologically tested sunscreen.

if you have super sensitive skin, mineral sunscreen is less likely to cause irritation.

everybody needs to wear sunscreen regardless of skin colour.

mineral sunscreen blocks mainly UVB radiation, while chemical sunscreen blocks UVB and UVA and is easier to apply evenly.

the SPF contained in some cosmetics is not enough to act as sunscreen.

all mineral sunscreens leave a white cast; if you don't want the white cast, especially if you have darker skin, get chemical sunscreen.

no, there isn't enough evidence to claim that chemical sunscreen is bad for humans.

you don't have to wear sunscreen indoors because of your screens, but you do if you spend time near a sunny window.

the amount of vitamin D that sunscreens block is minimal; if you're not getting enough, it's not because of your sunscreen.

there's no such thing as a solar callus.

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[byjove]

Europeans will say shit like “I hate Americans because they are stupid and fat and annoying.” when you are talking about the medical system or systemic racism or gun violence or something equally serious. Never fails. And the most infuriating part is that they are stupid and not skinny and extremely annoying and their medical system is falling apart and there is heinous systemic racism and family violence in their country.

[byjove]

discussing the evils of America with a Chinese person vs. a French person

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[genderkoolaid]

everyone needs to hate the united states with me this saturday cause im gonna lose my goddamn mind having to hear the wildly undeserving american autofellatio that is the fourth of july.

[genderkoolaid]

hear me when i say that just about everything good that has come out of this country has come out of it in spite of what its founders intended it to be, in spite of what it sees itself as, in spite of its stated and unstated values and goals for itself and the world. in order to love the people of the americas you have to hate the united states.

[genderkoolaid]

its not that the founding fathers truly loved liberty and justice and just unfortunately misunderstood their own values. i mean to get real historical about it, rich fucks have been taking abstract concepts like that and defining them, and spinning entire webs of belief, around their specific standpoint and what ideologically and materially benefits them, for centuries. you can draw a line straight from Athens to Washington D.C to see how "democracy" has been malconceptualized for the benefit of rich fucks.

the united states is a hellhole. a lot of people have put a lot of work into making this hellhole a hellhome, in forcing the state to compromise with society and ensuring there are some genuine democratic elements, and that matters. but i have no love for the united states, i have no love for the founding fathers, i have no love for the wealthy euro-american businessmen who convinced the poor people of the british colonies to fight and die in a war that served only to ensure all of americas wealth went to them instead of the british, i have no love for George Washington who burned down countless villages and ransacked Haudenosaunee storehouses full of bushels and bushels of corn only for their agricultural technology and prosperity to be written out of history by men who glorified him, i have no love for the "anti-slavery" slave owners or the non-slave owners whose only problem with slavery is that it made them fear for their own souls but couldn't imagine a world where they lived side by side with a Black person as their equal, i have no love for the narrative that the Civil War was fought out of purehearted desire to free enslaved people when the North simply practiced a different form of slavery, wage slavery, which was more economical because you didn't have to provide housing and food for your workers as long as you paid them a pittance and made them figure out how to stay alive themselves, i have no love for the historical revisionism around WW2, i have no love for the expectation that i should be in any way remotely proud or admiring or thankful for Vietnam War veterans or Korean War or Iraq War veterans or our fucking drone operators, i don't have any love for any of it, IF THE WORD HAS POWER YOU SHALL NOT STAND AMERICA

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[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[dogpuppy]

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i hate giving handjobs.. you can literally do this yourself do you want me to brush your teeth for you too? cut up your food for you? is that what you want? good boy.. wait what were we talking about

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Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

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