Fruit Hat Hiro

The purpose of this blog has been lost to eternity. I dunno. Just have a laugh or two while you're here. This serves as a kind of multi-fandom blog, I guess?

[fruithathiro]

hey are you Cal? Im hoping u get an email alert for this cause its been like 3 years but if u are Cal then hello from an old friend

lol yeah, I am. Who's this?

[cinash-deactivated20171230]

Happy Birthday Perseus you crazy kid.

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

Reblog if you think it’s fine for a girl to have short hair.

Need to prove a point to my parents.

[queenofmelanin-deactivated20150]

Hell tf yes!

[killbunnyqueen]

Just look at me! If you don’t reblog I’m kinda wondering why you follow me.

[solarseptum]

“You better stop talking shit about my bro or I’’ll drop kick you in the face so hard your ass will be back in Tartarus. Believe me mate, you don’t wanna be there.’‘  ’'Oh Gods Percy just shut up.” The drawing I made during the livestream, speed paint will follow! Ever since I’m rereading The Mark of Athena I get reminded how these guys are just huge dorks.

[fimyuan]

I’m not very good with words,

but I just love you so, so much.

[fruithathiro]

bepeu:

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

[nintendette]

holy fuck this isn’t the onion

[rensucks-deactivated20160516]

“covert sexual encounter”

[itbeganwithaword]

Tis the season for senior quotes

I was looking through my brother’s yearbook and I’m dying

I’ll share a few of my favorites but there are so many

The fandoms are strong with these ones

Jabs at reality are always a favorite

And my personal favorite

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation

[kraftpunk]

the fuck? what’s updog?

[kraftpunk]

you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played out, i feel like i’ve been lied to. tricked and decieved.i just need a few moments to process this.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

finally back with my tablet, so here’s a quick percy 

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

[thelilnan]

you had me at rich snail

[mediamattersforamerica]

It’s time to end the right-wing myths about the so-called “dangers” of accommodating transgender students. They’ve never been true, and they only make it harder to create safe and welcoming school environments for ALL kids.

[imscoreee]

This is a man that’s running for the President of the United States………………

[narcoleptrix]

Funny how the vast majority of people saying (or even suggesting) that they want to “feel like a woman” for the sake or watching women undress/shower in locker rooms/dressing rooms are gross cishet men.

Trying to frame trans women as sexual predators while openly defending an admitted sexual predator (of vulnerable children, his younger siblings no less)? Stay classy, Fuckabee.

[shakespeare-sucks-deactivated20]

going for a cheeky nandos with the lads but your chicken tastes salty cos you and your mates can’t stop crying over the tories taking the banter out of britain 

[multiplealienabductee]

I don’t understand any of the words in this sentence.

[desidrake]

american translation: went to hang with the squad but the meet up was wack af because we couldn’t stop thinking about the recent election results that put the republicans back in power and that’s friggin depressing bro

[fruithathiro]

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge


the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf mcwerewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

[hellafreshskeleboner-deactivate]

iTS A CIRCLE. I DOESNT MATTER WHICH WAY YOU CUT IT, YOU JUST TURN TGE CIRCLE ITS A FUCK I N C I R C L E