HOES DEPRESSED

I'M NOT I TAKE MY MEDS

[the-overanalyzer]

i can also be found at

ao3

pillowfort

[werewolfbutches]

[romanceyourdemons]

in the tradition of outcast (2014), dragon blade (2015), and the great wall (2016), we need a movie set in the 1630s where a disillusioned member of the embroidered uniform guard and a profit-driven jianghu mercenary flee the corrupt and crumbling ming dynasty and somehow end up in the equally corrupt city of cologne, where they become key players in the fight against the sinister forces of cardinal richelieu and eventually secure the peace of westphalia and the end of the thirty years’ war. this is a million dollar idea i’m telling you

[romanceyourdemons]

i really do love this concept. the protagonist is like i’m sick of dealing with wei zhongxian’s shit, i’m gonna go someplace where people are holy and don’t even know how to act like this (the impression of europe he got from the jesuit missionary he had a tactical lunch with once), and so he travels 5000 miles and as soon as he stops to catch his breath he runs into cardinal fucking richelieu, the european wei zhongxian

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[johnknowswhathedid]

Valgrace nation, I promise I'm still contributing 🙏

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[orangei-sindy]

OH MY GOD.

[zeidmoon]

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[ghostiiest]

STEEL steps up to the plate

[aliteralchicken]

they’ve got JLQ now presenting YJQ

[aliteralchicken]

I feel like Tim would forget to invite Ray, not because he forgot ray was gay but because he forgot he was a YJ member

[lukadeedoodah]

Happy pride from the karaoke booth! (they have not been doing any singing)

[muppetmagic]

[lemonlimestar]

happy pride to anita fite who is the most gay non-canonically gay girl in the world ever? became a superhero bc of another girl, who she went on to have intense (gay) tension with, and yet still threatened a whole werewolf’s life over, and then braided her hair when they became proper friends, and babysat her aged down parents with…

[lanesaint]

Lucemon requested by my younger sibling as a bday present🥳🎁