Average Booty Call

- im randon and youre perfect - im a boy (he/they) - 24 y/o and such - @alolan_randon everywhere else -

[adagio-cantabile]

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[dogpuppy]

[sunshinerotting]

my hamburger ass could never be helped

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[ghodaer]

[averagebiboy]

You ever just wanna fuck?

[segamascott]

not really

[thatsnotweirdatall-deactivated2]

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[swedishjazz]

[jame7t]

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

[duckdotcom]

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

[segamascott]

[only-cat-memes]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[ozempicofficial]

[kosmogrl]

september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good

[beardedmrbean]