keep your bat at regular height

why the fuck are you here this is literally just for reblogging stuff. mainly so i can find it later without having to scroll thru my main COUGH @appleciderjulie COUGH

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[lizardsfromspace]

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[fandaniel]

what the fuck

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[wikicamp2]

[deltaruneyuri099]

look at them go

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

[moonolor]

Minor deltarune spoilers but ive been so obsessed with these cuties …

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[paradise-paradise]

it's OUR jarona!

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Tower man

HERE I COME- HERE I COME SANFRANDISCOOOOOOO

[riri61i]

this is super messy but i had the idea in my head and i had to get it out

( whole thing inspired by and heavily referenced from alien stage's karma teaser :^] )

[lesbiancapybara]

My feelings on the Ralsei/Susie dynamic

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot