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uh-oh, I think I just broke the game?

I met a Girimehkala for the first time and turned auto battle on without knowing it reflects physical attacks but—

INSTEAD OF GOING DOWN MY HP WENT UP????

AND

EXCUSE-ME DO YOU SEE ANY SATANS IN MY PARTY

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I’m a quality songwriter.

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Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

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I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

OH MY GOD

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"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.

Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.

In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.

Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.

In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.

Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.

In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.

Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!

In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.

Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

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The Signs thoughts

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

#not accurate at all

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this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

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EXTREME

masooonderulo

things that should not concern u: - the length of a woman’s skirt - the tightness of a woman’s top - how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u: - america’s gun laws - that u haven’t petted enough dogs today - harry potter named a kid albus severus

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"- how many people a woman has slept with" I think it's pretty reasonable to be concerned about this if this woman is someone you're dating/want to date. It's also reasonable to be concerned about how many people a man has slept with if it's for the same reasons.

#safe sex #std

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It feels like most of the advertisements that Nintendo Power sent in the mail were strictly made to decorate my walls. Just look at that amazing Metal Mario poster! These sorts of brochures covered every surface in my childhood room.

As an adult, I simply laugh at Nintendo’s semi-manipulative image work. Remember this kids: just because a gaming magazine features less Nintendo coverage doesn’t mean you only get three issues in the mail.

PS: Look! It says “Zelda 64” on this brochure!