still finding glitter in my ass crack

Master of Holes. Ask me about it! ;)

[fruityfairyfriend]

i'm gonna have the fattest stack of hats, it's all coming together

[turningpaige]

Gonna perform a mating dance (slam poetry in front of my crush)

[fruityfairyfriend]

good luck bestie, you got this!! (he'll for sure eventually see your very obvious advances)

[turningpaige]

Imma hawk-*tuah* all over that hormone panel, @fruityfairyfriend @hawaiian-punch-ass-potion

[fruityfairyfriend]

please leave enough spit for the tests, we need enough for your panel lol

[hawaiian-punch-ass-potion]

Search Query: is it normal for a young adult female owlin to have never produced eggs Search Query: do owlin eggs make good deviled eggs

[fruityfairyfriend]

Not everyone has a reproductive cycle or some have delayed ones, so it could be normal, but just to check you should get one of my hormone panels done, in fact why don't you help me with that! Wouldn't it be fun to do your own medical labs?

[fruityfairyfriend]

Not Certified Yet!

Hey folks if you need a hormone panel done just give me some of your spit and I'll make it happen! ... or well I'll try with the help of my expert alchemist the Captain Queef herself and my own medical knowledge.

[hawaiian-punch-ass-potion]

Pub crall!

Krut and I went to a bunch of pibs in Ashpoint to learn more drink rcepis... I fon't remebr any oftehm but I had fun!

[fruityfairyfriend]

we learned soooooo much, thomass will LovE our new drink1

[turningpaige]

I personally believe that one could deflect missiles simply by queefing so hard that you blow em right outta the sky.

[fruityfairyfriend]

hmmmm, someone's gotta test that out, for science y'know

[fruityfairyfriend]

if i die on the battle field today please write big queef and the burping vibrator for me, it's my dying wish

[turningpaige]

I will. I promise you, if you die today, the queefs and burps will be known throughout the realm!

[fruityfairyfriend]

thank youuuuuuu

*a message from the beyond, i am so dead*

[fruityfairyfriend]

[turningpaige]

“Thomas isn’t a person” - @fruityfairyfriend , same dude that just thanked “everyone who’s not trying to kill” him for his survival. wondrous!

[fruityfairyfriend]

ummm.... i could probably think about what i say before i say it huh. well thomas is a vip in my book, please let him know that today so he doesn't feel bad ToT

[fruityfairyfriend]

if i die on the battle field today please write big queef and the burping vibrator for me, it's my dying wish

[turningpaige]

me rn

[hawaiian-punch-ass-potion]

PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU! I feel so slow... T-T

[fruityfairyfriend]

same!! we need a cheetah ride asap

[fruityfairyfriend]

lost my winter kilt dammit

[turningpaige]

I think we killed a scaly. I feel like that’s illegal??? maybe???

[fruityfairyfriend]

oooof that seems actually bad this time. like war crimes this, causing mass destruction that, but being mean to scalies? idk sounds not right to me

[turningpaige]

“there’s somewhere between 1 … and *more than 1*” - Barb

[fruityfairyfriend]

kinda seems like he doesn't know how to count or something, not that i'm one to judge

[fruityfairyfriend]

i feel naked, this is the first time being parted from my bagpipe since i got it. and insulting my playing while doing it?? i am so sadmad

[turningpaige]

“aren’t forest fires kinda bad for our logging business??” - @fruityfairyfriend speaking of our completely fake logging contract.

[fruityfairyfriend]

we gotta act serious about this fake business, how else will they believe us?? ... also, i wanted to be a lumberjack as a kid so this is actually kind of fun