still finding glitter in my ass crack

Master of Holes. Ask me about it! ;)

[turningpaige]

I personally believe that one could deflect missiles simply by queefing so hard that you blow em right outta the sky.

[fruityfairyfriend]

hmmmm, someone's gotta test that out, for science y'know

[fruityfairyfriend]

if i die on the battle field today please write big queef and the burping vibrator for me, it's my dying wish

[turningpaige]

I will. I promise you, if you die today, the queefs and burps will be known throughout the realm!

[fruityfairyfriend]

thank youuuuuuu

*a message from the beyond, i am so dead*

[fruityfairyfriend]

[turningpaige]

“Thomas isn’t a person” - @fruityfairyfriend , same dude that just thanked “everyone who’s not trying to kill” him for his survival. wondrous!

[fruityfairyfriend]

ummm.... i could probably think about what i say before i say it huh. well thomas is a vip in my book, please let him know that today so he doesn't feel bad ToT

[fruityfairyfriend]

if i die on the battle field today please write big queef and the burping vibrator for me, it's my dying wish

[turningpaige]

me rn

[hawaiian-punch-ass-potion]

PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU! I feel so slow... T-T

[fruityfairyfriend]

same!! we need a cheetah ride asap

[fruityfairyfriend]

lost my winter kilt dammit

[turningpaige]

I think we killed a scaly. I feel like that’s illegal??? maybe???

[fruityfairyfriend]

oooof that seems actually bad this time. like war crimes this, causing mass destruction that, but being mean to scalies? idk sounds not right to me

[turningpaige]

“there’s somewhere between 1 … and *more than 1*” - Barb

[fruityfairyfriend]

kinda seems like he doesn't know how to count or something, not that i'm one to judge

[fruityfairyfriend]

i feel naked, this is the first time being parted from my bagpipe since i got it. and insulting my playing while doing it?? i am so sadmad

[turningpaige]

“aren’t forest fires kinda bad for our logging business??” - @fruityfairyfriend speaking of our completely fake logging contract.

[fruityfairyfriend]

we gotta act serious about this fake business, how else will they believe us?? ... also, i wanted to be a lumberjack as a kid so this is actually kind of fun

[fruityfairyfriend]

@turningpaige @hawaiian-punch-ass-potion us with scurvy <3

[turningpaige]

shit. that do be us with scurvy. the pizza slaps tho!!

[fruityfairyfriend]

it truly was the best thing i've ever eaten. i will always remember that orc master chef

[fruityfairyfriend]

@turningpaige @hawaiian-punch-ass-potion us with scurvy <3

[fruityfairyfriend]

@turningpaige @hawaiian-punch-ass-potion besties this is the formal application for code names. please drop yours below. i nominate knife fingers for thomas

[turningpaige]

BIG QUEEF!!! And for me, idk, Fuzzball?

[fruityfairyfriend]

love it, big queef is solid. and fuzzball for you is cute! i think i'll go with glitter guy for me. now what do we do for barbados?

[fruityfairyfriend]

@turningpaige @hawaiian-punch-ass-potion besties this is the formal application for code names. please drop yours below. i nominate knife fingers for thomas

[turningpaige]

TOILET ORGY TIIIIME

[fruityfairyfriend]

the gif is CRIMINAL, but trust i will be showing up yo the event

[fruityfairyfriend]

toilet orgy. meet at the tavern bathroom in ten