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[catmask]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

[catmask]

[catmask]

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[mistelf]

vital finds in the ravenloft library: strahd's personal hand-transcribed collection of horse poems

[morphyandlaya]

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[spaghetti-gremlin]

[Image ID: a very simplified drawing of a large blue triangle with five short lines sticking out of the bottom of it, representing legs. next to the large blue triangle is a small rectangle, barely a quarter of the height the triangle. the small rectangle is coloured in brown, and also has five short lines sticking out of the bottom of it. /.End ID]

[seankurwisean]

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda

[cursed-curse-of-strahd-ideas]

Curse of Strahd campaign where at some point Strahd, seeming noticeably distressed, just asks the party to watch Castle Ravenloft for him and then disappears off to somewhere in Barovia leaving Rahadin to make sure the party doesn't wander off.

I think this is especially funny if the party is put through a series of mundane hijinks at the castle such as cooking with Cyrus, filing paperwork with Rahadin, or helping Escher find a missing earring.

What's the sudden emergency? That's up to your imagination.

[cursed-curse-of-strahd-ideas]

Minor spoiler if you don't know how Barovia works yet.

Curse of Strahd campaign where Strahd has to micromanage the overall biome of Barovia and frequently vents to the party about it. Bonus points if vaguely manipulating the local flora and fauna from afar is something he often uses to harm the party somehow.

Examples:

"Do you know how hard it is to remember which birds need to come in or leave during migration season?"

"The plants don't need sun to live, but apparently they still need water. If I forget to turn on the rain enough, then everything dies. If it rains too much though, everything dies. Honestly, the things I do for you people-"

"Yes, I know you're allergic to that. Why do you think there's so much of it in Barovia?"

"Hmm, it is strange that it always seems to be raining wherever your party goes. What a fascinating coincidence."

Sorry if my examples are ooc. I've only ever been on the player side of the table.

[mochizuke-creates]

Sun and Moon Brothers

Bonus Sturm Under the Cut. Lol

[inkwhelp]

people who are gay: yeah i’m gay

people who are straight: yeah i’m straight

people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary

[catnippackets]

I've never met Adrian but I already like them

[anotherhawk]

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.

[thebroccolination]

Comment sections are required forever.

[seadeepspaceontheside]

these were the rejected ones

[bulkhummus]

someone sent me an anon ask about rocky meeting eva and i tried to post it not once but twice and tumblr ate it both times so now im just regular posting it here

i think ryland would grow to understand stratt’s choice with time, and even thank her logic of it because it led to his meeting of rocky, but i dont think he’d ever really forgive her for what she did to him

(Ryland had to prep rocky before they touched down to meet Stratt so he wouldnt charge her at first sight)

thank you for the request :o)

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

On Erid, Grace is very excited to get to hug rocky "properly". Rocky points out that there is still thick xenonite between them but Grace is undeterred. He even tries to pick Rocky up a little, forgetting that Rocky is heavy as fuck even in earth's gravity. Rocky asks "what Grace doing question?" And Grace explains that sometimes humans pick each other up when they're really excited, and Rocky says "Grace no can lift Rocky. Grace weak," and Grace says "well, you don't have to be rude about it." Then Rocky says "Rocky can lift Grace. Rocky strong," and lifts him above his head so he's fully horizontal. Rocky proceeds to do this nearly every time they hug, and Grace complains about it constantly but secretly kinda loves it.

[megamindsupremacy]

yall think Grace ever got zoochosis. I’m imagining him walking in circles counting exactly how many steps it takes to go around the entire perimeter of his Dome ten times over while staring into the middle distance. meanwhile Rocky is shaking Adrian’s shoulders (?) going Honey We Have To Add Enrichment To His Enclosure. Adrian His Squishy Human Brain Is Melting. Do We Have Any Space Middle Schoolers To Throw At Him.