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huh. listened to i knew it i knew you for the first time today and. in light of Recent Events… i have thoughts. and i actually like the song which is a bonus

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i'm sorry but all those millionaires and billionaire CEOs thinking they're going to the opulent royal wedding of the season.... only to end up sitting in upper 100s at MSG, waiting in line with 500 people for a buffet of heat lamp baked ziti, chicken nuggets, and funfetti cake and then playing some deranged version of the price is right for a car or whatever has to be the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. no you CANNOT cut the line Bob Iger, go to the back and hold your own damn plate.

#humiliation ritual for the rich and famous!!

LMFAO!

#sleeper cell activated #i just think it’s funny

came back just to say i just finished olivia’s new album and it’s fucking great. okay bye

today at the grocery store i found this incredible candy that’s somehow ridiculously healthy for a candy and i was happily munching on it when i turned the bag around and read in all caps: “EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT”. well fuck. fast forward 3 hours later and i can confirm it does. what the fuck

#it was so delicious tho #and 5 health star rating #no ragrets

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Taylor Swift photographed by Thomas Whiteside for Wonderland Magazine (2014)

#BARK BARK BARK #probably still my favorite photoshoot #the slicked back hair is 😵‍💫😵‍💫😮‍💨#they should’ve given her a cigarette in the second one but it’s perfect anyway

reputation tv out at midnight

floor to ceiling windows are so beautiful but no one prepares you for how fucking HOT it gets any time the sun comes out

was listening to The Subway™️ picturing the subway scene in scream vi and tara seeing all the ghostfaces and thinking about amber omg im so sad

top songs: i’m cured

top artists: actually i’m not

#I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF SWIFTIESIM THIS YEAR #the first half of the year is to blame

the onslaught of scream content has reminded me that i’m still mad that in the original scream 5 script tara and amber were girlfriends and then the writers chickened out like fucking cowards

#why can’t we have a lesbian psycho killer who’s trying to murder her girlfriend #i wanted the toxicity so badly #honestly i still read them as girlfriends i don’t care #also can’t get over the fact that jenna ortega is always on the crime scene #as in #where there are girl kissers there she is #iconic

went to see my ex colleagues one time before i leave (i really love them they’re so sweet) and why does this guy pull me to the side to confess he is, and i quote, a little bit in love with me? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? what do you want me to do with this information, i’m a fucking dyke. this is why you can never trust men

chocolate cakes are so pretty too bad they’re made of chocolate

please do not give deborah vance a toy boy please do not give deborah vance a toy boy please do not give deborah vance a toy boy please do no

#HBO I AM UNDER YOUR BED

Lol Taylor is hilarious, Zane Lowe asked her what she thought about what people have been saying about this album and she basically said that she doesn't give a fuck if people are saying it's bad because by complaining about it in public they are still promoting it to others by simply talking about it at all and that y'all can suck her enormous strap because she's proud of this album for her own reasons

who cares, man 😭

i will admit this album is great to look at

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