[fruitytaylor]

today at the grocery store i found this incredible candy that’s somehow ridiculously healthy for a candy and i was happily munching on it when i turned the bag around and read in all caps: “EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT”. well fuck. fast forward 3 hours later and i can confirm it does. what the fuck

[saoirseunaronan]

Taylor Swift photographed by Thomas Whiteside for Wonderland Magazine (2014)

[fruitytaylor]

reputation tv out at midnight

[fruitytaylor]

floor to ceiling windows are so beautiful but no one prepares you for how fucking HOT it gets any time the sun comes out

[fruitytaylor]

was listening to The Subway™️ picturing the subway scene in scream vi and tara seeing all the ghostfaces and thinking about amber omg im so sad

[fruitytaylor]

top songs: i’m cured

top artists: actually i’m not

[fruitytaylor]

the onslaught of scream content has reminded me that i’m still mad that in the original scream 5 script tara and amber were girlfriends and then the writers chickened out like fucking cowards

[fruitytaylor]

went to see my ex colleagues one time before i leave (i really love them they’re so sweet) and why does this guy pull me to the side to confess he is, and i quote, a little bit in love with me? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? what do you want me to do with this information, i’m a fucking dyke. this is why you can never trust men

[fruitytaylor]

chocolate cakes are so pretty too bad they’re made of chocolate

[fruitytaylor]

please do not give deborah vance a toy boy please do not give deborah vance a toy boy please do not give deborah vance a toy boy please do no

[fruitytaylor]

Lol Taylor is hilarious, Zane Lowe asked her what she thought about what people have been saying about this album and she basically said that she doesn't give a fuck if people are saying it's bad because by complaining about it in public they are still promoting it to others by simply talking about it at all and that y'all can suck her enormous strap because she's proud of this album for her own reasons

who cares, man 😭

[fruitytaylor]

i will admit this album is great to look at

[fruitytaylor]

timeline cleanse

[fruitytaylor]

“father figure is about olivia rodrigo” “father figure is about scott borchetta” well actually i think it’s about a secret third thing. no i won’t elaborate

[fruitytaylor]

im genuinely speechless at the fact that she’s posting ai slop to promote this dog shit album holy shit. like i can excuse poorly made music but this is egregious. after all the years she fought for artists’ rights, like, this is a real slap in the face. i mean we already knew the only artist’s rights she ever cared about were her own but jesus christ she went full mask off with this album. this is inexcusable. everyone must start calling her an ecoterrorist again

[fruitytaylor]

swifties who think this is all a big plan to release a “satirical album” and then do a big reveal later on. i need you to listen to me. guys. GUYS. she is 100% serious and sincere. there is no bigger picture

[fruitytaylor]

hot take (maybe, idk) but i think taylor’s art would benefit from a little bit of constructive criticism from her collaborators from time to time. as billie once very eloquently put it, she likes the smell of her own farts and. you know. maybe sometimes it’s good to stop and ask yourself if what you’re producing is actually good or you’re too high on the smell of your own farts

[fruitytaylor]

bringing back this slight meltdown i had after reading the leaked lyrics lmao