Alex In Wonderland

He/Him/His. Aquarius. Est. 26 Jan. 1993 H E L L A G A Y I enjoy the simple things in life: vanilla ice cream, chicken nuggets, and good, old-fashioned, man-on-man buttfucking. This blog is NSFW. You have been warned.

[frumperdimplezerydah]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #pride #pridemonth #beyou #epiqfoodhall #nova #northernvirginia #longhair #guyswithlonghair (at epiQ Food Hall) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPyxg4Gt8dP/?utm_medium=tumblr

[frumperdimplezerydah]

TFW it’s still 85 degrees outside but you wanna pretend it’s autumn. (Excuse the flyaways, I’m still wary of getting a haircut) #selfie #mirrorselfie #ootd #outfitoftheday #beard #manbun #autumn #summer https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5PPTflRmt/?igshid=imbfs4l8x87m

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Can you really say you had a good birthday if you didn’t feel like a regal faerie prince of the forest? I think not. #selfie #mirrorselfie #birthdayselfie #beard #longhair #guyswithlonghair #ootd #florals (at Dale City, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7z7vx3lS88/?igshid=b57cvyi7xeq2

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Had fun dressing as my favorite Disney villain for my parents’ Halloween party. Thanks to @dmryder6 for taking the pics (she always has such a good eye for composition) and @abuddhazaki for working his magical photo editing skills for making me look so fabulous! #halloween #autumn #costume #cosplay #disney #sleepingbeauty #maleficent #mistressofevil #beard #guyswithlonghair (at Dale City, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Jb1-DFTwJ/?igshid=1gyizq9yej20f

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Forgot to post my super cute fall outfit yesterday and y’all need to see it. #selfie #mirrorselfie #ootd #autumnlooks #beard #guyswithlonghair (at Laurel, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3zrKLbFKi3/?igshid=1w7q6ofj90wbj

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Every Alex you see here represents an hour of sleep I got last night #ganggang #workflow #selfie #mirrorselfie #dressingroomselfie #beard #manbun #flannel #autumnlooks #ootd (at Macy's) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3iMpYoFcy-/?igshid=fehyjvcyv4lh

[frumperdimplezerydah]

I never actually posted any of these, so here’s a throwback almost a year later. I’m not much of a concert goer, but driving 8 hours to see Florence + The Machine live with my best friends in the midst of my favorite season was a truly surreal experience. #tbt #throwbackthursday #throwback #concert #livemusic #florenceandthemachine #florencewelch #betweentwolungs #lungs #onlyifforanight #ceremonials #hunger #highashope (at Mohegan Sun) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cmEMZlUyX/?igshid=14d2lwtsd23bl

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Thought my hair looked good sooo... #selfie #greeneyes #beard #longhair #guyswithlonghair #curlyhair #wavyhair #redhair #hombrehair #naturalhair (at Glen Allen, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3BY377lrFW/?igshid=26dtvefos533

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Throwback to a couple weeks ago bc I kept forgetting to post this outfit publicly. This is the face of a tired, spooky boi who is sick of summer. Also @macys whenever y’all wanna start paying me extra for modeling your clothes so well, a bitch is ready. #tbt #throwback #throwbackthursday #ootd #blackandwhite #selfie #fittingroomselfie #macys #inc #summerfeels #summerlooks #beard #manbun (at Macy's) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1ebY9BlKXd/?igshid=1icj81f8yjdpb

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Feelin’ Peachy #selfie #ootd #beard #manbun #workflow #macys #fittingroomselfie #peach #pink #pastel #monochrome (at Macy's) https://www.instagram.com/p/B09k-Pfln6G/?igshid=t1134rpsu1zu

[frumperdimplezerydah]

Had to document my outfit for World Goth Day (which I didn’t know was a thing) Plus the lighting in the new house is super great for selfies. #selfie #greeneyes #beard #longhair #guyswithlonghair #worldgothday https://www.instagram.com/p/BxyaynvFpfX/?igshid=pfat54n7k3e

[mitski-miyawakis]

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

[evilkitten3]

Old person: by the way a VHS is

Me: I was born in 1997, not yesterday

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[tziro460]

勇者と賢者

[gaywrites]

The Canadian Senate has passed an amendment to a transgender rights bill that would ban trans people from using the bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity. Now, trans people in Canada (and their trans supporters in the United States) are sharing photos on Twitter and Facebook of themselves in public bathrooms they would be legally obligated to use under Senator Donald Plett’s bill. Check the hashtags #PlettPutMeHere and #WeJustNeedToPee for a dynamite collection of trans folks showing why these laws are absurd. Badass. (via BuzzFeed)

[lokisnurse]

I have a right not to see a penis in the ladies room. Men have a right not to see a lack of a penis in a men’s room. I have a right to my opinion. It doesn’t make me a homophobe. It does not make me intolerant. It does not make me a bad person. Your gender issues are not my issues. Maybe we as a society need a third option.

[tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot]

If you’re seeing a penis in the women’s room, sorry to break it to you buddy but you’re the one being gross and peeping in on other women.

Trans people just want to fucking pee. The fact that you’re so concerned about our genitals that you’d spy on us in the loo makes YOU the creep, not us.

Grow the fuck up.

[teaboot]

Every person in a position of political power should have their daily needs matched to the lowest class of their country.

[teaboot]

You make $6 an hour now, Mr. Congressman, and you’re not allowed to sit down or take breaks during your 7.5 hour daily shift. If you don’t like that, then you’re welcome to make some changes

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Matthew Allred