Beauty School Dropout

♥ The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy ♥

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Send “ho ho ho” for my muse’s reaction to seeing yours in a Santa costume.

Send “hey Santa” for my muse to be the one in the costume. 

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Send me a ☒ and I'll use a random generator to decide which College AU plot to write you a starter for!

A pipe burst in Muse A’s dorm building and they have been reassigned to room with Muse B, who paid extra money to have a private room, during the renovation.

Muse A and Muse B were best friends in high school and promised to keep in touch during college, but never so much as spoken after their high school graduation. Upon walking into their dorm room the last year of college, they discover they are roommates and together once again. Muse A is happy to see Muse B, but Muse B is rather annoyed with being stuck with them. After all, they did ditch them during college on purpose!

Muse A decided to go to college when they’re in their late 20’s/early 30’s, Muse B is fresh out of high school and happens to have most of their classes with Muse A.

Muse A is a college professor of Muse B’s favorite class. I’ll leave it as that.

Muse A is a photography major and Muse B is an art major and both are inspired by the other, whether they know each other not!

Muse A is in art school. Muse B needs money and decides to get it by posing nude for the art students.

Muse A is in their last year of college and Muse B has just entered their first year right out of high School and live on the same floor in their dorms. Turns out Muse B is Muse A’s best friend’s younger sibling.

Muse A offers Muse B their jacket after being forced out of the shower and are only in a towel during a fire drill in the middle of the night.

Muse A works as a stripper in a little hole in the wall club outside of town to pay their school loans. Muse B, being lonely after just transferring, decides to go to said strip club and sees Muse A working there, and they just so happen to recognize them from a few of their classes.

Muse A works in the college’s library and notices the Muse B is in there literally all the time studying. Muse B spends all their time with their nose in their books because their parents put a lot of stress on them to get good grades and be what they want them to be, even though it’s not Muse B’s dream. Maybe Muse A can be the person that helps Muse B stand up for what they want.

Muse As grades are slipping due to a rather rambunctious semester of partying more than studying and Muse B can barely stand to be in the same room as them, but has somehow managed to get stuck tutoring them. At least they’re getting paid for it.

Our muses absolutely hated each other in high school but somehow ended up as roommates in college.

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How to Get Away with Murder s05 starters ep. 1 & 2

“[Name], marry me. I mean it.”

“Do I need to take your phone away?”

“Are you hungry? There’s a really good café down the street.”

“You lied to me. You’re still lying.“

“There’s a reason why I wasn’t calling you back.”

“I’m meeting a group for dinner.“

“Hey. Sorry I’m late. My Uber driver put in the wrong address.“

“Any good gossip?“

“Sorry, I talk a lot. I just know I’d kick myself later if I didn’t at least try.”

“What, are we selling liquor from the back of the house now?”

“Girl, you used to have a shelf booty. Can’t put nothing on that now.“

“Stop it. How dare you? Getting me all excited because I think you’ve come to see me.”

“Now that we’re back in each other’s lives you think I’m gonna be a burden to you, is that it?”

“[Name], please open the door.“

“I made some cobbler from the pears you left in the kitchen.”

“You feel like a little nightcap on the porch?”

“I got us a couple of spots at the bar. They’re known for their martinis.“

“Do you see what I’m talking about now? That is what getting married does to people. Why would we do that to ourselves?“

“We don’t need to get married to prove that we love each other.”

“I know how you can get out of it. We go to Vegas and elope. This time tomorrow, we could be screaming our married heads off at Britney.”

“I feel very lucky you’re here.“

“It’s the kinda bed you can spend all day in, right?”

“Bae is brilliant, powerful, and hawt. It is my job to be threatened.“

“You busy tomorrow night?“

“I’d be drinking too if I had your life.“

“Where do you want to live?“

“I’m not gonna be able to leave here if I know you’re upset with me.“

“[name], what happened to you is not right. No one should lose as much as you have lost.“

“What I’m trying to do is to protect you from losing any more. But it’s happening. You’re losing me. You’re losing me, and there’s nothing… you can do to stop it from happening.“

“Don’t worry. I’ll stay as long as I can.”

“I’m letting you go. Look at us. We’re here, at this restaurant. We’ve been given a second chance. So it’s time we went our separate ways.“

“Of course I want to get married. I want us to have kids and a house and a dog and grow old and die within a week of each other. But I want to say yes because we’re in a good place, and we’re happy just being boring old us.”

“I can see it in your eyes… You got your groove back.”

“And for future reference, your greatest asset is this. Your heart.“

“Well, I say free the bump, and if they discriminate, you can sue, and you can use the money to sit on your ass for a few years.”

“You can take all the time you need.“

“Why do you want to be a lawyer?”

“You know, honestly, I don’t think that we’d be having this conversation if she were a man. The, uh… patriarchy is alive and kicking, as we all know.”

“I’m trying to help you here.“

“I only give people a hard time who give me a hard time.”

“My life is finally coming together, so please… stay out of my way for once.“

“Everybody’s better off without me, like you said.”

“Look at everything that you’ve gotten away with. People are dead and you didn’t go to jail and you have the nerve to have an existential crisis?”

“Girls against boys. Come. I’ll explain everything else I know.“

“No, what makes me uncomfortable is you telling me that what I want to discuss in here is wrong. I mean, I’m here, I showed up on time, and all you’ve done is make me feel more screwed up than I already am.“

“Look, I’m not gonna do your job for you.“

“Oh. It even smells like money.“

“I’ve got an album of photos that says that you can’t hold your liquor.”

“I thought you were cooking me dinner tonight.”

“If you have something to say, say it.“

“I hate myself more than you could ever hate me if that makes you feel any better.“

“What can I do… to make it better?“

“You deserve a vacation… Somewhere on a beach with a piña colada.“

“I won. I mean, it was my first case back, and I won it. That’s why I wanted to tell you about it, because it felt good. It was something good.“

“I-I wasn’t asking you to say that.”

“We should start our own support group… For therapy, we could get drunk.“

[stylozonym]

CALM DOWN ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY.

Don’t worry. They still have to go to court.

But guess what? There’s something you didn’t know about the vote.

Get this: the vote was basically illegal.

You heard me right. Eric Schneiderman, American lawyer, said in Twitter: “I will sue to stop the FCC’s illegal rollback of #netneutrality. New Yorkers and all Americans deserve a free and open internet.”

Not only do we have another ally, but now we know that the vote wasn’t supposed to happen.

We’ve got this. Now the REAL FIGHT starts now.

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[frxnchya-blog]

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                                                                   𝒾𝓈 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎.”

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[lindsayslohan]

“Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.”

Grease (1978) dir. Randal Kleiser