Beauty School Dropout

♥ The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy ♥

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Starter call! Like this for a greeter or any form of starter!

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Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

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nonsexual acts of intimacy - select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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whispers, sentence meme

contains everything and nothing, angst and fluff to your desire. interpret the sentences the way you feel and see them, that is all. triggers might occur , be aware

“I… really don’t know how to feel about this.”

“How come it always ends like this –?”

“Did I say you could talk?”

“Honestly — ?”

“No. I am — for once — not okay, and do you know that? That’s fine. It’s all f i n e. Just — Fine.”

“Do you THINK I enjoy doing this to you!?”

“Do you THINK I enjoy doing this to myself!?”

“You haven’t said anything for a while… ?”

“I’m not sure if I want to wake up tomorrow.” 

“It’s not just — that, it’s — everything. Everything is a little painful, even breathing is a little too much every now and then… I don’t think I’m okay anymore.”

“I don’t think —- I’m okay anymore.” 

“Hey… honest talk — what are we, really?”

“If I could take it all back —- I think I would.”

“And so she/they/him came to hate me.”

“I haven’t seen them for so long —- I miss them.”

“I haven’t seen them for so long —- It’s better this way.”

“Why can’t you leave me alone?!”

“It’s nothing romantic —– I… think?”

“Why would I show you my instagram search???”

“No you can’t have my snapchat. I have said so fifty times.”

“—- I-Is that thunder??? Please don’t tell me that’s thunder —-”

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     “𝒯𝒽ℯ ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝒶 ℊ𝒾𝓇𝓁

                        𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒹ℯ𝓅ℯ𝓃𝒹 ℴ𝓃

                                                                   𝒾𝓈 𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎.”

Indie || Frenchy || Semi-selective

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“Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.”

Grease (1978) dir. Randal Kleiser

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