Funny Shit All Day Errday [Controversial Humor]

[hymnology-blog]

oops

[mitchbrini]

[youreinmylungs]

b.c.

[atomos]

[wi-ldheart-deactivated20200618]

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

Jesus Christ…

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Haven't posted on Tumblr for quite some time.

Hello guys. Sorry that I've neglected our Tumblr page. As many of you may know, I have recently bought out many smaller pages on Facebook and having been working on building them. I just haven't had enough time to focus on our Tumblr page. I really need to get some admins in here to help run some shit, but they are all lazy fucking bums.

-Chris

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Kids, this is what will happen if your grandpa tries bathsalts.

~Walrus

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LOL. Nigger got tired of eatin all that watermelon xD

-Chris

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HAHAHA. This is awesome.

-Chris

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Postblocked

Hey fuckers. I'm on yet again, another fucking 12 hour postblock. This is why I had to make this Tumblr page. A lot of butthurt pussies just can't handle the shit I post over on Facebook and end up reporting me. This page is going to be getting a LOT of content posted on it over the next 12 hours. Stay tuned.

-Chris

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Well.... enough internet for me today...

This is the sickest shit I've seen in a long time.

-Chris

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Well.. this is a disturbing image to look at.

-Chris

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Well... that was fucking nasty.

-Chris

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A lesson we can all learn from this people is to NEVER call shotgun :P

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Welcome to our new blog

Hello fans. We've decided to start a Tumblr. Why the hell not, all the cool kids are doing it right?

This is where we will post our most fucked up shit we have to offer without having to worry about getting Fuckerberged.

Once you have entered the realm of FSADED, there is no unseeing what has been seen here. Viewer discretion is advised xD

-Chris