morally dubious ghost with a god complex

she/her

[turnipwithatophat]

I'm coping

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[cosmonautroger]

The Twilight Zone

[kushblazer666]

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[hhhhhhhbees]

HOLY SHIT

[irondive]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[tekunoraizu]

[tall]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

[milanesa42]

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?