By Boogie's bones, I did NOT expect such a turnout! Over 300 of you in just one day! I must be very interesting.
OR THEY'RE ALL VERY LONELY,
Quite. Now, we planned to tackle these one per post, and we probably will later on, but for now, we'll answer a few of these in one fell swoop. Thin out the herd, so to speak.
IF YOUR QUESTION WASN'T ANSWERED, DON'T WORRY, WE STILL HAVE IT. WE'RE JUST SAVING IT FOR A LATER POST.
Yes, we've already had a couple of inquisitive followers feel the need to send questions multiple times. Please don't, we're having a hard enough time working with this backlog as it is.
Now, on to the questions:
stormseer-knight asks: “Is Sheriff locked in a closet of sorts? He sounded a bit muffled in that intro.” Child, Sheriff has been out of the closet for AGES, now.
But seriously, I'm actually the one locked up here, so to speak. Iiiii’m in the closest thing we could find to a soundproof room in this area to record to try to avoid any awkward noises. Sheriff was recruited to be my sound engineer for this quote-unquote “project”. Don't let his rustic attire trick you, the big dope is actually very good with SOME technical things.
YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY.
Yes, yes, thank you. That said, I'm the only one with a microphone, so you just get to hear him shouting from the next room. Hopefully that will change in the future.
Next question, from stormthepega-cat: “Okay, FT, life or limbo?” ...I'm standing here, aren't I? ...or did you mean my children, at which point you forgot Death. And how to capitalize, at that.
Next, Anonymous asks “How does your hair defy gravity? Hooooooow.” Child, I'm a freakish amalgam of life, nightmares, and machinery, and you're concerned about how I style my hair?
HAIR CARE IS MIGHTY IMPORTANT, FT.
Oh, shut up, Sheriff, the only haircare product I've ever seen you use is your spit.
Alright, gwenica-yolo asks “How long have you had Rewind?” Well, considering my concept of time, the only proper answer is “as long as I can remember”. Consider it a cop-out if you will, but it's true.
And last one for now, from @drakewilliamnightengale: “Father Time, how do you think it would feel if roles were reversed and Sheriff harassed you all the time?” That's implying Sheriff DOESN'T already harass me all the time.
IN HIS DEFENSE, WE KINDA GO 50/50 ON BUGGIN' EACH OTHER
So, there we have it, our first five questions, and for the love of Gaia, so many more to go.
