Yeah, true. Like, maybe she could fit a horse in her stomach, but how did she keep the whole thing, well, whole? She must’ve had a huge mouth. Kids books are whack. I used to have a kids book called “The Gas We Pass.”
Even with a huge mouth that would’ve taken some pretty impressive effort on her part, and all for that little fly. I think it’s safe to say she was clinically insane. “The Gas We Pass,” is it? Interesting, I never read that one myself but it sounds very much in line with the “Everyone Poops” genre. Y’know, because farting and shitting are such important lessons to teach the younger generation. Don’t even get me started on how fucked up Alice in Wonderland is.















