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Hit me up**

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[just-shower-thoughts]

1990 is as far away as 2042

[joshanddrake]

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[smis-happens]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[thatgalpal]

petition for looking for alaska to be made into a fucking movie goddamn it come on paramount pictures just make the movie

[theanimalmemes]

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[fu-king-life]

My heart aches

[lovelysuggestion]

I want it to be you

[loveobsessed101-deactivated2014]

[sintire]

Click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

[danger]

[bob-belcher]

[destinyrush]

[shuttled]

[thegoodvybe]

[beautifulinkspiration]

[ruinedchildhood]

[earth]