Still Here still shitposting

He/him. I somehow made it to 30. I'm always lightly salted. I'm always a slut for all genres except country now. Nothing here is mine.

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[fuccboisandindians]

I’m merely reblogging this again because my girlfriend and I broke up for a short while a couple of years ago because of some issues. I texted her one of these everyday corresponding to the day of the week for a week straight. We made up on Sunday. We’re still together.

I literally meme’d my way back into a relationship. I love her.

[fuccboisandindians]

I’m throwing this back up on my page again to say we’re still together and now we’re engaged so the returns on these memes have been massive

[fuccboisandindians]

We got married this year, I owe it all to these memes

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[chaosnightmare]

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

Myself included tbh

[fuccboisandindians]

I’m still never gonna post anything of substance but I’m back since Twitter has decided shitting the bed is better than running

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[fuccboisandindians]

I’m merely reblogging this again because my girlfriend and I broke up for a short while a couple of years ago because of some issues. I texted her one of these everyday corresponding to the day of the week for a week straight. We made up on Sunday. We’re still together.

I literally meme’d my way back into a relationship. I love her.

[fuccboisandindians]

I’m throwing this back up on my page again to say we’re still together and now we’re engaged so the returns on these memes have been massive

[teathattast]

[afloweroutofstone]

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

[fuccboisandindians]

RIP death Wendy’s. I’ve nearly: crashed, run over people, or hit cyclists there. I’ve also missed what feels like every other turn I would have to make whenever I was coming down New York or Florida Ave. I am not a bad driver, that intersection is just chaotic. Thomas circle will be better off without you but the thrill and sheer seat-of-my-pants excitement you gave my daily commute to work will not be forgotten.

[coolxatu]

i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years

[coolxatu]

excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[zoesupreme]

Pacific Rim is sooo unrealistic now. "tens of thousands of lives were lost so by 2020 the world put aside old rivalries and came together to pool resources to fight this lethal threat for the greater good" looooooooool

[queerautism]

I didn't feel it was appropriate for me to add to that last post but it's related so - Please, for the love of God, learn to manage your own emotional responses to media on your own.

Maybe it's because I started reading horror at a young age, but I learned pretty quickly that if a book is too heavy or graphic or whatever for you, it's alright to recognise those feelings, and either stop reading it entirely, or take a break. Do something that helps you calm down. Re-engage with comfort media. Give your pets a lil kiss.

It's not a moral failing on the author for a book to upset you. It's not a moral failing for you to be upset. It's just a fact of life we all have to learn to cope with.

[madfishmonger]

If you don’t know how to handle discomfort in a book you’re not going to enjoy Life™.

Maybe this sounds dismissive to you but stop for a moment and think about it. If you’re losing your mind at a minor inconvenience, a serious incident will destroy you. I had to learn to triage my emotions by severity, and it made my anxiety far more manageable and given the pile of shit life has handed me lately and I’m still here it seems to have worked.

[rederiswrites]

I don't know yet how to clearly express this but this is something I think about from a different angle: young children. Who, obviously, become adults, so it's still directly related.

So many parents I've encountered, when discussing what media they show their children, have this standard: if it upsets the child, they weren't ready for it. Ah, they cried watching the Lion King, so I should have waited until they were older. It's SO STRANGE to me and I'm at a loss to know when we got like this. You are supposed to cry watching the Lion King. I do.

One Crazy Summer is supposed to upset you and challenge you, shock you and make you angry. When we were reading it, and the kids needed extra time to process something, we'd just pause and either discuss it or just wait until we could all collect ourselves again, and then continue. My son struggled with the subject of anti-black racism for weeks afterwards. I took that as a sign that he HAD been old enough to grapple with the themes of the book, and connected well.

I think the cultural tendency to shield children from any painful emotion a piece of media might create leads pretty obviously and directly to the stuff discussed above. The ability to process, discuss, and analyze media, or just to sit with your pain and then collect yourself and move past it, is a skill and must be practiced.

[rodrickheffeley]

introverts be like 'im quarantining myself' bro you're not quarantining yourself you live like this

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[fuccboisandindians]

I’m merely reblogging this again because my girlfriend and I broke up for a short while a couple of years ago because of some issues. I texted her one of these everyday corresponding to the day of the week for a week straight. We made up on Sunday. We’re still together.

I literally meme’d my way back into a relationship. I love her.

[slopaganda]

just in case nobody told you today:

you are beautiful

you are strong

your dick is huge

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[theglowqueen]

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

[badjokesbyjeff]

Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters  

Wife: never

H: pistol, three letters  

W: gun

H: disgust, three letters  

W: ugh

H: charity, four letters  

W: give

H: female sheep, three letters  

W: ewe

H: Pixar movie, two letters  

W: Up

[eonthewingedwolf]

This post just came up behind me and stabbed me

[thebootydiaries]

don’t kill urself babygirl

[thebootydiaries]

ur dying ? without me ? aha what would u do if I hugged u rn