brb currently dying

they/them

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

[weirdmageddon]

not to sound like a boomer but i am so afraid for so many minors online in this day and age

[pktrozei]

gir interact with dib boy… what will he say?

FUNKY LATE BDAY ART FOR @acaibarry !! 🎉

[bumble-arts-99]

He still has some things to work out. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transenbyhollis]

[vintage-foods]

[butchniqabi]

i hate that the common trope with vampire romance is an old ass immortal man falling for a teenager, like find yourself a milf like the rest of us bro

[dude-of-electricity]

Good.

[ghostclvb]

why is this so fucking funny

[lillayfran]

Here comes a thought

[fenkko]

[niggazinmoscow]

these companies that test patience don’t end up paying people what they are worth

[pearl-likes-pi]

In a recent interview, Patti Lupone (Yellow Diamond’s VA) just went off on Trump, and since then I’ve received a couple of requests to turn it into a YD lip sync thing. So here you go! Language warning

[macperalta]

Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

[bandydear]

It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

saw a shirtless cis dude on my dash and thought “wheres his top surgery scars?!” for a sec. im in deep yall

[boychic-deactivated20230922]