Idk like imagine you're like broke and struggling and trying to make a good life for yourself and it isn't easy but like, y'know, you try to make do. And then someone breaks into your house and kills your family.
You're like, holy shit, what the fuck, and the murderer is like "Hey man. I'm just trying to afford college. Have you seen tuition rates? And like. I didn't know I'd be in charge of murdering your family. Honestly I thought I'd be like, maybe doing some kind of deskwork to help in the larger project of murdering your family, I didn't think I'd be holding the gun! I don't wanna be doing this either, man"
And then the driver who delivered that person to your house specifically for the mission to kill your family is like "Yeah dude, take it easy. We're ALL victims of capitalism here. You think he KNEW he'd be killing your family? You think I knew I'd be driving him to your house to kill your family? We were exploited. They said by doing this we'd be able to avoid student debt. Don't be angry with us, be angry with the system."
And then the guy who killed your family starts weeping and freaking out because like, holy shit, how is he supposed to live with himself? And he goes "Ugh it's gonna be so hard to get through college with all this trauma. This isn't easy you know" and the driver is like "There there. We didn't even want to do this. We were trying to get the people in the neighboring house anyway"
And if you say anything about how maybe the real victim is you, with the broken in house and dead family, and that perhaps you ALSO would like to afford college and how would they feel if YOU were offered a free ride in exchange for killing their families, but it's too late and they're already gone and years later they make a movie about all the people who were involved in breaking into your house and killing your family and how they were exploited actually














