detecting posts with fucks in them

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fuck ing bites u

YESSS LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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Just wanted to say this blog has legitimately overwritten my vocabulary. I un-ironically refer to them as fucks now. Fuck is now the subconscious default. Which is totally fine to do in your head, less fine out loud in a group of people. Keep up the good work.

you got fucked

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despite being a fuck girl I have never seen another fuck in real life before. what if I don't know it's a fuck when I do see one!

conveniently i am here to help

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i suspect my boyfriend may actually be a fuck. do you have any tips for identifying whether your boyfriend is a fuck?

i only know about fucks sorry i know nothing about boyfriends whatever they are

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I think I might have one in my lap…

this is a dock. give them a greg 🥚

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is this a haunted victorian child or a fuck?

so you're saying a fuck cant be also a haunted Victorian child?? this Thing is CLEARLY both

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how many fucks does this fuck give

zero evidently

god forbid fucks do anything smh my head

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I saw a whole family of fucks while out riding this morning, very majestic wild beasties

im jealouszz

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people always tag my posts #fox but i don't know what that means

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you wouldn’t download a #fuck.

[ein-kleiner]

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download fucks to ur computer let us spread online

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^ fat fuck ^

kinda rude?? criticising a fuck for being good at being a fuck? most rude indeed !!

but also what is that thing on the right?

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You have misheard me!! The creature on the right is the Fuck's friend, a Fat!!

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

You mean left?

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okay you caught me being dumb so you get a little secret information about fuck detector

i queue like all of these posts at 3am when i can't sleep because otherwise i have nothing funny to say

apparently me at 3am cannot tell left from right so uh 3 fuckpoints to you congrats

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^ fat fuck ^

kinda rude?? criticising a fuck for being good at being a fuck? most rude indeed !!

but also what is that thing on the right?

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Oh fuck detector, is an eevee a type of fuck as its based upon one? Or is it not a fuck?

i think it's kinda fuck esque, like it's not really anything so not a true fuck hut also not a fuck

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what can people redeem fuckpoints for?

with 150 i will personally hand draw and write you a note and post it

i can be trusted with your home address

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Can I be a fuck plz

ok you just have to answer the riddles three but i forgot what they are

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Fun Fact ☝️

Fucks can be eepy

Bed bye time

learning lots!! fucks natural environment is actually cosy bed? this is true

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it's so nice being a fuck. can screm and laugh and still be a cute silly creature :3

fucks are truly the most wonderful of silly creatures