Do Whatever The Fuck You Want!!

[898-deactivated20210515]

:)

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Someone unfollowed me and sent me hate because I reblogged this post. My job here is done

[alwaysbewoke]

reblog to piss of a racist

[serialstranger]

[kimmismiles-blog]

[beanzinos]

[jeisontodd]

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car

I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:

I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.

I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:

“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”

“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.

He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.

I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.

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[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[fitandhealthyhero]

[anomaly1]

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

[11011101654-deactivated20160202]

*sext to yo man*

[fentyfupa]

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

SCREAMING

[babysza]

Someone please say it

[daddynoooo]

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

[biohazerd]

Yall triflin lmfao

[allbl-ck]

😈🌚….

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

[weddingcakesnoball-deactivated2]

Lol this is hilarious

[moo-sopretty]

I don’t get it😩

[baby-berita-deactivated20200413]

The suspense is killing me 😂

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Lmaooo

[theryanproject]

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

[myblaqboudoir]

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

[garnbinogirlforever]

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

[firstoffletmesayi]

This is a concept fa dat ass.

[candiikismet]

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

[rappermode]

[blvck-mermaid]

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

[ayemuhhfucka]

gah damn i love tumblr so much

[dezilife]

Lmao !!!

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

*internally screams out answer*

[bitch-puddin]

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

[wvrthy]

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

[getmoneysexmen]

Ha the last one

[cosmic-noir]

[brownnskinboy-deactivated201812]

[dr-gyaci]

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

[rugracks904]

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

[thequeenof-me]

somebody please say it 😩

[firstoffletmesayi]

noooooOOOOOAP

[sunflowerjawn]

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

[afrohoopz-deactivated20170811]

And the wait continues

[mmshawty]

Omfg

[afrodesiacworldwide]

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

[beaupei]

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

[poeticuma]

👀🤔

[dynastylnoire]

Here for this

[freshest-tittymilk]

Oh Lord do I ever want to

[theknightmurders]

we all like…

[yonivibes21-deactivated20220829]

[lightthefuze-deactivated2026022]

why do guys look so hot when they drive

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare

[elveepee]

[torracat]

[pr1nceshawn]

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans by Pugletto.

[laysiaprincess]

I love this

[summerashes]

Omg

[khadidon]

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Me

[rinaris-sanctuary]

This should just be everyone’s anthem, tbh.

[bahookies]

i’m so grateful for the people who don’t give up on me and are patient with me while i’m distant and trying to figure myself out

[timeaway]

Ive been in a weird mood for the past 3 months

[blazepress]

Fearless Cat Keeps Returning to the London Supermarket He’s Banned From

[warlockglock72]

Fight the system

[megvnmvrie]

lmao kitty looks so grumpy tho :-(