[segamascott]

[stan-uwuna]

My twilight era never ended!!!

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[obstinatecondolement]

It's wild how "women are reading frivolous and immoral novels that are rotting their brains" is such an evergreen moral panic. You'd think we'd have figured this one out by now.

[segamascott]

[fagstaynight]

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

[fuck92]

Not sure if the void is listening but I’m literally screaming into it rn

[fuck92]

Anyway, if the porn bots are interested, I miss it all

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[giafluffer-deactivated20250906]

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[duckdotcom]

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

[j222lb-deactivated20230326]

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

[buglvr24]

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh