cel-/ar door

[thepastelprince]

[nautulus-deactivated20170619]

Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”

[pettyrevenge]

My dad frequently opens my mail. Not on purpose but because sometimes he misreads the name on the package/envelope as his own since our names are so similar (Michel, Michelle). Anyways, I gave him a fair warning not to open my packages in case there’s something in there he doesn’t want to see and to keep a better eye out. Like his birthday present or something worse. It kept happening so I went with worse and ordered sex toys online. I went out of my way for this, getting them as gag gifts for friends, actual gifts or something I’d use.

Well I wish I was there when he opened up my package with a giant pink, plug-in the wall, vibrator out. All I got was the aftermath of seeing my opened box in my room and my dad avoiding eye contact for a few days.

He hasn’t opened my mail since.

[intoasylum]

lmfao this fucking show though 

[happyhourprofessional]

This is my new favorite

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[mynamesblurryfaceand]

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fuzzycricket]

that’s because we actually need bees

[fuckassdonnie]

signs at a sleepover

aries: /at like 10pm/ "shut UP OR IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP"

taurus: hoards all the pillows and blankets. effectively mummifies self.

gemini: "so are we gonna practice some sacrificial rituals or"

cancer: wants to be sleeping buddies with the host's dog or cat. it doesn't matter. they just want to be next to the pet.

leo: "we should watch insidious"

virgo: /thinking about how hard it is going to be to fix up the room in the morning/

libra: the first one to fall asleep. such a deep sleeper. also the first one to wake up.

scorpio: the one that throws things at or kicks the people who snore to get them to stop

sagittarius: the one that won't stop laughing because apparently everything is funny past midnight

capricorn: is actually nocturnal and is on their phone the entire time

aquarius: /once everyone is finally quiet/ "do you think our entire universe is just a computer simulation and we are just a figment of some higher being's imagination"

pisces: /something makes a noise, no matter what it is/ "did you hear that holy shit"

[runawayross]

all time low + makeup

↳ so wrong, it’s right 

[dirty work]

[cm-pho]

Josh Franceschi from You Me At Six | 11.06.15 | Norwich, UK

[lyricallyaesthetic]

fireworks // you me at six

[louisjosten]

[jovan]

Twitter is a different universe

[hoebutmadefashion]

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

[always-a-pleasure]

[queenopheliacat-blog]

[cocaineteas]