I'm Trying, But I'm Dying

  There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.  

[ruinedchildhood]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

I went on my little sister’s tablet and the last thing she had on the screen was a bing search for “boss baby shoots himself”

[approvers]

[neckkiss]

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[sequals]

make her ur bestfriend and ur babygirl

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

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im a feminist

[theinformantofficial]

“I can’t believe millennials and younger generations are so progressive and radical!!”

 what we watched as kids:

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[organiccats]

[timbllr]

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[noahnomore]

[pitbulls-and-tattoos]

[radicalgraff]

‘Who do you call when the police murders?’

Seen in Hong Kong

[unclefather]

i can’t wait for the corona virus to be over so that i can do this again 

[nocontextveggies]

[deep-dark-fears]

A puddle or an ocean. A fear submitted by Wulia to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

My new book “The Creeps” is available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here.

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The Blue Room (2014)