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can you please write a hc about one of them getting a piercing?
okay so I’m going to try go back to posting at least 3 hc’s a week✨ hope this is okay babes🌸
+When Phil told Dan he was getting his tongue pierced, Dan didn’t think he actually meant it. So with a “yeah, see you later” Dan slouched back on his bed
+However, the next text Dan received proved him to be very wrong indeed and minutes later when Dan heard the audible click of the latch he sprung off of his checkered bedspread, into the hallway and stopped at the top of the stairs
+When Phil looked up to see Dan staring at him in anticipation, he stuck his tongue out far enough to clatter the metal ball with his front teeth
+“And why did you decide to get this?” When Dan was stood in front of Phil he slid his hands around Phil’s neck and interlocked them behind his neck. Ignoring Dan’s question, Phil asked his own “Do you like it?”
+“Mmm i do buuut, id like it better if, you know..” Phil shut Dan up immediately by pushing him up against the wall, pulling his legs around his waist and kissing his neck
+When Phil broke the kiss, Dan immediately pulled him into another. Phil’s tongue won the battle for dominance, like always. But Dan was the first to take off Phil’s shirt, undoing every button faster than the last
+Phil’s hands traveled from Dan’s hips to his belt buckle, loosening the pointless accessory and unpopping the button, the zip was pulled down and the skinny jeans shimmied down his legs, setting Dan down for a mere minuet to allow him to step out of them
+When Phil’s clothes were as equal as Dan’s; all but boxers, they started to stumble up the stairs, stopping every two steps to run their hands over the others chest or to run a hand through the others hair; just not getting enough of each other
+But what Dan wanted the most was to feel the metal stud against his skin, against his entrance, to feel it rimming him and to just feel it inside of him, and as it happens; Phil already knew this
+Phil panted as he broke the kiss to start nipping at Dan’s jaw, laying the latter down on the bed and spreading his legs
+Dan moaned aloud as he felt Phil kiss and lick at his inner thighs, feeling the metal glide over the newly made marks was making his moans louder and louder and making him even more needy for what he desired most
+Phil dragged the metal ball across the sensitive skin running up dans inner thigh as he pulled down Dan’s boxers, before closing his lips around Dan’s red and leaking tip, sucking on it and forcing Dan’s hands hands to dive right for his ebony hair+“Phil! mmm, fuck” Dan was concentrating on the feeling of the metal ball circling around his dick, feeling Phils mouth sink down and bob back up, excessively using his tongue
+Phil trailed his hands up Dan’s torso, tracing his ribs, then rubbing his thumbs over his nipples electing a sharp intake of air from Dan. “Phil please, I need more” Phil chuckled at Dan’s impatience and the vibrations send Dan’s back arching off the bed and more pre come seeping
+Phil lifted off Dan’s dick but he licked the underside one more time before kissing lower, spreading Dan’s legs further apart before lapping his tongue around his rim of muscles, hearing Dan chant “oh my fuck yes”
+Licking over Dans needing entrance, Phil pushed his tongue past the ring of muscle, hearing Dan intake small breaths of air exchanged with whimpers and whines for more
+Dan’s grip on Phil’s hair was tightening and loosening with every thrust of Phil’s tongue, but also increasing was the volume of Dan’s moans that were slowly turning into screams of Phil’s name. Dan was consumed in pleasure and his body was going into overdrive
+Dan could feel the metal ball inside of him, pushing and stretching his walls and god he wasnt going to last much longer and he knew it
+His muscles clenched and unclenched uncontrollably, his grip on Phil’s hair increased causing Phil to moan which of course only caused vibrations and dans back to arch off the bed as he screamed Phil’s name and came over his chest
+“fuck fuck Phil, ah!” when Phil removed his tongue he kissed once over Dan’s entrance and then kissed up his front, avoiding the cum, until he reached Dan’s lips. “Phil fuck that was amazing” Phil lay next to Dan with a satisfactory smirk “so you like it then?”
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Hii!!! Can you do a hc with pastel!dan and punk!phil. Dan is kinky af but is too shy/innocent to admit it. Even if he is always wearing lacy panties. Thanks!!!
- it’s not that dan thinks phil would ever judge him. no, of course not. if phil were going to judge him, they never would have started dating in the first place, they’re just too different. while dan has always been much more happy in pastel colors and light jumpers that nearly cover his hands, phil is covered in tattoos and piercings and wear’s leather jackets and black even in the middle of summer
- so no, it’s not that dan thinks phil would judge him, it’s just that…well…dan is shy and embarrassed and confused about his own thoughts and wants
- so the first few times he and phil have sex, dan keeps quiet on it. he lets phil treat him like a princess and doesn’t tell phil that he wants him to spank him, and that he wants to have his nipples pinched, and he wants phil to rake his nails down dan’s back until he’s covered in scratch marks and bruises from where phil’s hands grip too tight to his hips
- he’s careful not to wear his lacy panties when he’s on his way to phil’s apartment, either, and he wears the stupid light blue boxers he picked out to appease his mom back before he moved out, because it’s just too nerve wracking to show phil anymore of him than he already has, and the lacy panties feel like one step too far
- and then phil comes over to dan’s apartment unexpectedly, and dan’s just too damn happy to see his boyfriend to realize that he’s wearing his favorite pair of panties - frilly and light pink, nearly see through with the way it stretches over his cock, and a tiny little bow in the front
- they make out on dan’s sofa in the middle of the movie he stuck on, and he doesn’t even care that phil is kissing him too tenderly, his piercings scratching along his lip and giving him more of the roughness he wants than phil’s tongue and lips.
- instead, he just enjoys the way phil’s hands worship his body, running up and down his sides until his fingers press up under his t-shirt, and he moans sweetly because the pressure is still nice - just not what he wants most - when phil’s fingers rub in little concentrated circles around his nipples
- he feels phil smirk against his lips, and cants his hips a bit, because even if he does want more, sex with phil is still amazing, and he loves the way phil climbs over him in that dominating fashion he’s looking for most
- “what do you want, baby?” phil asks once he’s pulled dan’s shirt away and he’s kissing down his neck, rolling teasing little circles into dan’s hips with his own, his cock obviously hard and straining against his black jeans.
- phil’s leather jacket is long gone, and dan’s is nothing but ratty pajama bottoms, but he’s so far gone that he forgets all together that he’s wearing his preferred underwear
- “touch me,” he begs of phil, and arches his hip in invitation for phil to remove his pants altogether.
- the startled gasp as phil’s fingers tug into his waistband and yank his pajama bottoms down is the only indication dan needs to realize his mistake, and he prompts sit ups, his face flushed and red, with a stuttered little reply of “it’s not what i looks like!”
- but phil isn’t listening, and though dan’s heart is racing like crazy in his chest, and his eyes are wide and terrified, he can see in phil’s eyes that he likes what he see’s as he manages to pull dan’s pants down even further, his hands moving reverently up the soft skin of dan’s thighs. his callouses catch on the tender skin, and dan’s make a small mewling noise - because that’s his favorite part
- when phil’s hands brush over his cock, sweetly touching the lacy panties encasing it, dan keens, pants a little, and then bites his lip to keep from talking
- phil’s eyes flick up to his, and they’re dark with lust when he asks “what else have you been hiding from me, princess?”
- dan absolutely shudders, loving the filthy way phil’s voice sounds, but shakes his head, red in the face with equal parts desire and embarrassment
- phil rubs his hand in tiny circles, and leans down to press his mouth over dan’s bulge, and dan’s hips cant up as he lets out a gutteral moan. he hadn’t even realized how hot a thought it was to have phil touching him through his panties, and he closes his eyes against the image for all of a second before opening them once again to greedily take in the sight
- phil’s grinning up at him, pressing kisses along dan’s shift, the lace front of his panties pricking against his face, but he doesn’t care as his fingers work their way up dan’s thighs again, pushing roughly up against the bottom of the panties until they’ve worked their way under
- his finger nail catches, and he can feel it as he scratches dan
- and dan arches his hips and moans so loud, phil reflexively shushes him with wide eyes of his own
- “do you like that?” he asks quietly, scratching experimentally at dan’s thighs again, surprised when his boyfriend squirms and pants, eyes wide and pupils blown. “do you want me to scratch you, princess?” he asks, and takes dan’s next gasp as answer enough
- his fingenails get rougher then as he drags them down dan’s thighs, watching in fascination as they leave behind bright red marks, dan moaning and panting and writhing underneath his ministrations, and then he starts mouthing at dan’s concealed cock through his panties again, gets them all wet with his saliva, and watches a dan’s cock twitches under his hand
- it’s so fucking hot that phil has to close his eyes, not wanting to blow his load just yet, and he groans as his nail catches extra hard once again and dan merely moans
- “you like that,” he insists, and decides to try something else, nipping at dan through the panties, smirking when dan cries out and bucks his hips underneath him. “have you always liked that?” he wonders aloud, and can’t help the chesire grin. “always wanted to be rough with you, dan. would you like that?”
- somehow, phil is still surprised when dan nods his head fervently, and he moans himself as dan’s fingers grip tight to his hair, yanking roughly and dragging phil back up his body
- for the first time, when their lips connect, phil get’s rough, and he lets go, kissing dan harshly as his tongue presses deep, the two boys moaning into each other’s mouths as dan shows phil just what he wants, his fingers rough in phil’s hair and his teeth sharp on phil’s lips until phil is biting back, his piercings piercing dan, and dan is grinding up into phil’s jeans, and phil is letting him because it feels so good
- “why didn’t you tell me you wanted more, princess?” he asks when he pulls away, still grinding his hips into dan’s but moving his mouth to his neck, biting and sucking marks there. “i’d give you anything,” he insists, and moans when dan’s fingernails grip tight to his skin, racing down his shoulder and over his arms, forcing phil’s hips tighter into his. “want to see you more like this,” he groans, and he can feel the pressure mounting just from the shrill sounds dan is making
- dan nods earnestly underneath him, but his cheeks are still red with embarrassment, and he doesn’t think he can talk about this as his own hips cant sporadically up into phil’s, desperate for more.
- he doesn’t think he’s ever felt so good, and he doesn’t think he’s ever been quite so desperate for phil
- “please,” he moans, and scrabbles his finger nails harder against phil’s skin. “please, i need…spank me,” he begs, and phil does, pushing both of their bodies over until their on their sides and phil’s hand can come down harshly on dan’s bum. he cries out, gasping out a moan, and he cants his hips forward as he wraps his body roughly around phil, trying to drag him in and keep him close
- phil lets him as he moves his hips harder, grinding as best as he can, trying to give them both friction, and staring between their bodies for just a second to watch the way dan strains against his panties, and then he shoves his face back into dan’s neck and bites down on the juncture there until dan is writhing and coming undone against him
Nose Crinkle™
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what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other
- “You’ve never had a lap dance?” Dan asks, in shock. Phil shakes his head ‘no’ and Dan tsks in disapproval. “Well that’s going to have to change.” He mutters.
- Later that night, Phil comes home with the shopping, expecting to find Dan in the lounge but he only sees a chair. He sets the grocery bags down on the table, his eyebrow raised. “Dan?” he calls, walking towards the chair hesitantly.
- He suddenly feels hands on him, spinning him around and pushing him down into the chair. Then there is loud music playing, and he looks up to see Dan above him, in tight spandex shorts and a tshirt.
- He recognizes the opening chords of Toxic, but can’t bring himself to roll his eyes, because now Dan is swaying his hips to the beat, and Phil is resisting the urge to moan at the sight.
- “Baby can’t you see, I’m calling.” Dan sings along to the opening line, as he straddles Phil’s thighs sliding his hands up the other mans chest. “A guy like you should wear a warning.” He leans forward and skims his teeth across Phil’s earlobe, “It’s dangerous,” He says in a low voice, “I’m falling.”
- Phil’s hands go to Dan’s hips, but Dan quickly hits them away, “No touching.” He says, sliding his hips forward so he’s in Phil’s lap, rolling them once.
- Phil moans at the friction, bucking his hips forward against Dan, and Dan does it again, grinding his ass against Phil’s growing bulge. - Dan laces his arms around Phil’s neck, moving his body to the beat of the song. Phil tilts his head back and lets out a loud moan. Dan takes the opportunity to lean forward and kiss at his neck, sucking a hickey.
- Eventually Phil starts moving his hips back against Dan’s, and when Dan lets out a high pitched whimper, Phil can’t take it anymore. He wraps his arms around Dan’s back and picks him up, Dan instantly wrapping his legs around Phil’s waist.
- Phil presses Dan against the nearest wall, and forceful grinds their hips together, attaching their lips in a passionate kiss. He slides his hands under Dan’s shirt, before pulling it off and dropping it to the side, placing kisses along his collar bone.
- Eventually Phil pulls them off the wall and lays Dan on the couch, pulling off his own shirt as he hovers over him. He kisses down Dan’s chest and stomach, before grabbing the waistband of his pants, yanking them down and placing a kiss to the tip of the younger boys cock.
- He grabs lube from the stand they keep next to the couch, and quickly squirts some in his hand, warming it up before tracing his fingers at Dan’s hole, Dan clenches and Phil strokes his thigh to relax him before slowly pushing one finger in.
- Dan lets out a soft moan, tensing at the intrusion but eventually relaxing. Soon enough Phil has worked in a second and a third finger, and Dan is a whimpering mess.
- “Fuck, Phil, get on with it.” Dan says, moving his hips back against Phil’s hand. “Say Please.” Phil says back with a smirk, leaning forward to suck a hickey on Dan thigh. “Phiiiiillll.” Dan whines, and Phil chuckles, before pulling his fingers out, wiping the excess lube on his jeans.
- He undoes his jeans and quickly pulls them off along with his boxers. Taking the lube and slicking himself up, before lining himself up with Dan’s hole. And slowly pushing inside.
- Dan tosses his head back and moans loudly, wrapping his arms around Phil to pull him closer. - Phil starts thrusting in at a slow and steady pace, and Dan lifts his hips so Phil can get a better angle, crying out when Phil hits his spot, “Fuck, I’m close!” Dan cries, only encouraging Phil to thrust faster.
- Dan cries out as he comes, bucking his hips forward and raking his nails up Phil’s back. “Phil!” He moans out, painting his stomach and chest white.
- Phil follows soon after, coming deep inside of Dan, before slumping down on top of him. “Get off!” Dan whines, still panting, “You’re crushing me!”
- Phil chuckles before slowly sitting up and pulling out of him, awkwardly laying behind him and pulling him into his arms. “I love you.” He says, placing a kiss to Dan’s jaw.
-“I love you too.”
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