yo

Maggie: Teenage bitch.

[yeahluvina]

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

[vethica]

me

you

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

oh good they added illustrations

[fukkkres-deactivated20130915]

when i die

[scavenged-luxury-deactivated202]

[yoloswag444-deactivated20141017]

when will my reflection show who i am inside

[fuckedtyler-blog]

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

[fuckedtyler-blog]

frigerator:

DO BEES POOP

MY MIND WHISPERS YES BUT MY HEART SCREAMS NO

[daddyfuckedme]

[ezcaped]

TOO FUCKING COOL

[seinfelcl-deactivated20130430]

respecting women like caillou

[chekhov]

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

[masturlating-deactivated2013081]

mom grab the champagne, I got 5 notes on my selfie

[fuckedtyler-blog]

me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days

me: are those brownies

[landscaped-deactivated20121105]

[netlfix]

my laptop is hotter than me

[y10k]

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji