The Fastest Reindeer

The fastest reindeer around, bitch. Crack!sideblog of iiironicisum

[fuckiingblitzen-blog]

     ”I know you are but what am I ?? “

[fuckingdasher-blog]

     "You're a nerd, like always."

[an-archive1-blog]

   ”has it always been this cold here?”

[fuckingdasher-blog]

     "Honestly, no idea. But i'm pretty sure it was."

[imprxdent-archive-blog]

"I’ont know what ya do in ya free time, but I cert’nly hope it aint involvin’ runnin’ round in circles"

[fuckingdasher-blog]

     He's gonna awkwardly look away now.

[fuckiingblitzen-blog]

     ”Mines like lightning-means I’m definitely faster than you to.”

[fuckingdasher-blog]

      "sorry, Nerd. You're lying to yourself."

[melodiousgreene-deactivated2015]

"yes—— it’s quite tragic, isn’t it?"

[fuckingdasher-blog]

[fuckingprancer-blog]

✵-fuckingdasher (IT'DBECUTEOKAY)

Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

       he laughed loudly as they ducked into the       nearest room,   arms full of marshmallows        stolen from the cocoa room.  he leaned in        the   doorway,   breathing  heavily  with  a       large grin.      of course he was a lot more        out of breath than dasher—  still the other        reindeer   looked   a   little   strained   too;        probably  from  laughing  so much on the        way back.

      “that was a good one dash !!! i—”

       he’d been putting some  marshmallows in       his mouth when he looked up && saw the       mistletoe above.

       ”oh !!!”

       he  moved  forward  and gave his friend a       big   kiss  on   the   cheek   followed  by a        sugary  kiss on the lips to follow the rules. 

[tellmewhereithertz]

[tauruus]

oh my god they’re back

[troyes-lip-ring]

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[xcsthctiics]

JESUS

[fuckingsanta-deactivated2014122]

                ’ let’s do this. ’

[fuckingdasher-blog]

                 "Who should we put in a closet first?"

[fuckiingblitzen-blog]

     ”You’re jealous that I got a cool name like Blitzen”

[fuckingdasher-blog]

              "Ew, my name's better, nerd."

[fuckingdasher-blog]

fuckiingmrsclaus:

❝ why, i don’t believe that for a second! are you planning on doing something to vixen? or anyone else? ❞

                "Oh, c'mon, Mrs. C!                       Vixen tried to be faster than me!!"

[fuckingdasher-blog]

fuckiingmrsclaus:

❝ dasher! what are you up to so late in the evening? ❞

                "Uhhhmmm...Running?"

[fuckingdasher-blog]

fuckingviixen:

      ❝ hey, that’s mine !!                     give it back, give it back! ❞

            "Never !! You can't be                         faster than me !!! "

[fuckingdasher-blog]

fuckiingmrsclaus

           "Mrs. C!"

[fuckingdasher-blog]

fuckingclarice

            "Clarice? You're a human too?!"

[fuckingdasher-blog]

fuckingviixen:

      she’s putting the shoes on.

             He steals a shoe, frowning.

[an-archive1-blog]

   ”——it’s cold.”

[fuckingdasher-blog]

             "No shit, sherlock."