Should we zip to the pub?

Ayyye, it's Harley Wright. I'm too obsessed with Overwatch. Keep calm and Tracer on! Cheers love, the cavalry's here! Tracer is my lesbian, not yours. Widowtracer and Rocket Angel Follow if you want, unfollow if you want. Xbox GT: Tracer Spacer Thanks, mate!

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In Biology class:

Teacher: …but before we talk about how diffusion works, we need to know what fusion is in the first place, can anyone tell me?

Me: *raises hand*

Teacher: Yes?

Me: A cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger.

Random guy in my class: DUDE, YES!!

Teacher: Um, no.

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Based on true events

So, I went to a wedding for my best friends’ brother and I was still wearing my wicked lesbian tux when we got back to the hotel room and…

Me: Oh my god, there’s a balcony!

Friend: Hoe don’t do it.

Me: I was fine, with the men…

Friend: Oh my god.

Me: That would come into her life now and again…

Friend: STOP.

Me: I was fine, ‘cause I knew, that they didn’t really matter until you…

Friend: PLEASE.

Me: I was fine, when you came, and we fought like it was all some silly game…

Friend: STOP IT.

Me: Over her, who she’d choose, after all those years I never thought I’d loose…

Friend: I WILL LOCK YOU OUT HERE.

Me: It’s over, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it over?

Friend: BYE BITCH. *actually locks me out on the baloney* 

Me: IT’S OVER, ISN’T IT? ISN’T IT? ISN’T IT OVER? YOU WON AND SHE CHOSE YOU, AND SHE LOVED YOU AND SHE’S GONE, IT’S OVER, ISN’T IT WHY CAN’T I MOVE ON?

This went on until I sang the whole song, and now her entire family thinks I’m really freaking weird. But it was worth it.

[reypadawanjedi]

that was pretty rude… [this vine]

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Ruby: Sapphire, give it to me! I’m getting really fucking wet, give it to me right now!

Sapphire: You can scream all you want but I’m not giving you the umbrella, you need to cool off.

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You know what song really suits Amélie Lacroix?

Night of the Hunter by 30 Seconds to Mars I mean first off the title makes sense, the lyrics suit her well and there's some French in it too. Like someone please make a Widowmaker/Night of the Hunter video wtf.

[gottachasepigeons]

it helps when your Ultimate Wingman #2 has future vision

[awesomevines]

[almightyslaaavs]

“He just wit em look” This is so innocent and pure

[endlessyuji]

@iverbz

[iverbz]

Literally one of my favorite recorded experiences in the entire universe.

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Widowmaker: Guess what

Tracer: What

Widowmaker: chicken, le fuck

Tracer: wtf that made no sense

Widowmaker: want to know what else makes no sense?

Tracer: what

Widowmaker:your mother

Overwatch Team: *appears from behind bushes* oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tracer: Guys, guys that made no se-

Mercy: *slams a chair onto Lena* GET WRECKED SCRUB

[i-riel9]

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This is sodding great.

[girls-and-concerts]

trying to prove a point to my mother.

reblog if you think its okay for women to wear mens clothing.

[i-riel9]

:v

[ganjangom-deactivated20180628]

overwatch :3…<3…

[i-riel9]

:‘v

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

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me: *thinks of girls*

me: wow

[suleakss]

Last One Out Of Beach City leaks!

[oeste-archived]

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

[jenni41]

an axe wielding blond girl with anger issues follows a dragon obsessed man boy into obvious dangers

[loverboy-havocboy]

Emo Frankenstein and a glittery vampire alien

[adriancatrininactive]

a meme and a man child

[alienghxst]

A narcissistic horse and a sassy fish @probablyfakeblonde

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A really annoying Brit and a spider

[misiru]

(y3d228)

lmao

[tharook]

Still…she didn’t miss.