um… cut him in half

toast ✩ he/him ✩ 27 ✩ feed me household chemicals

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[corrodedparadox]

Just spit it out already

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[tyger-land]

Artwork by 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 - inspired by Robert Crumb - from the book Legends of the Blues (Abrams, 2013).

[toast-star]

doncha wish your girlfriend could frot like me

[general-zurgane]

GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

[general-zurgane]

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

[phleb0tomist]

i love the news. this is from a real article

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Text reading: In fact, the typical UK adult is currently harbouring six grudges, according to a poll published in early 2022. /End ID]

[amongusroleplay]

[sunburnt-brian]

[sunnydayaoe]

my "boy do I miiss emmet" monthly drawing

[greenlabcoat]

in 3 days pjackk will return from the dead to usher in a new era for mankind. #disciple

[greenlabcoat]

okay hes actually just really dead #sorry

[greenlabcoat]

sorry i meant 3 months #disciple

[greenlabcoat]

died again #sorry

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[thevisualvamp]

Coffee break

[dogpuppy]

[greenlabcoat]

in 3 days pjackk will return from the dead to usher in a new era for mankind. #disciple

[greenlabcoat]

okay hes actually just really dead #sorry

[greenlabcoat]

sorry i meant 3 months #disciple

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