XX.II.XII

adrian, he/him, acct no longer really in use since 2019

[1ightly]

me for the entirety of 2019

[thefarawayegg-deactivated202307]

i cant stop thinking about this tweet i saw yesterday from jabroni mike

[thefarawayegg-deactivated202307]

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

[adriancatrininactive]

idk even as i pull away from all ~feminine clothing to pass as a boy i still can’t get over this look

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

fob

patd

as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

[roaringstream]

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

[gryphll]

a mood i guess

[sparkytheandroid]

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

[sparkytheandroid]

[adobe-outdesign]

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

[cartel]

[catchymemes]

[bri-lin-biscuit]

My first art tutorial!

[motorbabiez-archive]

people who grew out of their mcr phase are Big Cowards

[hungwy]

fuck what anyone says about crows ive seen them myself and have concluded i love them

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

[182649-deactivated20180312]

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[vanetti]

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

[xxblueberriesxx]

😩😩😩😭😩😭😭

[duckbunny]

writer culture is having that one scene that really scratches your id, and being willing to write forty thousand words to get to it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ramsey respects MasterChef Jr. Contestants more because ten year olds who cry when their food isn’t perfect have far more pride in their craft than thirty year old trained chefs who try to serve raw food to customers and hope they don’t get caught.

[adriancatrininactive]

*returns from unintentional hiatus to indulge my ego*

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]