Shawnās burps are the best
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Shawnās burps are the best
Gamer dude burping
I donāt know if itās just the dude, but these are some of the hottest burps I have ever heard
Hot young dude burpin like a lion roars.
Dude burps during his job interview
Bros With Benefits - Part 4
Synopsis: things are starting to get a little more intimate between Jared and Trystan. Perhaps a bit of a bromance is developing... or could it even be something more?
What tends to happen after eating and drinking too much...
Another attempt at a no burping challenge..
I love how absolutely foul this sounds. Just a. massive disgusting belch. Itās so hot.
Bros With Benefits - Part 3
Synopsis: Trystan has now moved in with Jared and life couldn't be sweeter. After all, what's better than living with your best bro?
Just one beer
Arthur hated Andy. His crass jokes. His home haircut (a blue and red overgrown mullet with one section shaved close because he got gum stuck in his hair like a child). His stained thrift store wife beaters and bowling shirts that didnāt cover his belly. The way heād pat his stomach after every oversized burp. But unfortunately they were roommates and Andy was an Olympic champion at ignoring polite social cues so here he was standing watch while Andy rooted through a dumpster.
āHey Arthur! *BUU-uurrrpP* I found something!ā
With surprising athleticism Andy pulled himself over the dumpster and walked to where he was standing. In his hands was a sealed bag of computer parts. Hard drives, motherboards, cabling. The nerd inside of him was vibrating with excitement. But heād learned to be more measured in adulthood. āThank you Andy. Iām sure you need some of it for your projects but Iāll make good use of the rest in the repair shop.ā He took the bag as Andy dove back in. ā Everything but the blank hard drives are yours I need the blank ones for a new project.ā He could show Andy how to wipe a hard drive. It would be easy. But every moment with him torture.
Arthur was in his workshop doing the final clean on a laptop. As he reached for a Q-tip to detail clean the keys he heard his bell ring and the signature smack of a flip flop. ā Hey Arthur. I need to borrow a can of WD-40. The ones in the hardware store are like 20 bucks now and my wholesaler wonāt pick up my calls.ā Arthur wordlessly tossed him a can. Frustratingly Arthurās tech repair store and Andyās emporium of gimmicks with screens were one block away from each other so atleast once a day Andy would waddle over to either borrow something or give Arthur greasy junk food he always politely accepted then threw out. Just once he wanted to scream in his face that his shop was a farce and any food he would willingly shovel down was disgustingly unhealthy.
It was a warm day. Arthur had been shut in his workshop rushing jobs to afford his half of the AC (admittedly he used much more AC than Andy) and he just wanted to watch one episode of his favourite documentary before settling into the second shift of cleaning, paperwork, showering, going to the gym and making a healthy dinner. But there was Andy home early from work. He was watching some dumb cartoon in his underwear with his hand scratching his junk, surrounded by fast food wrappers and he stank not slight summer B.O but the overwhelming stench of a man who didnāt shower or change his clothes. He farted and his belly jiggled.Arthur felt sick. ā Andy could I please have use of the living room for the next 45 minutes. Iāve had a long day and I would like to watch some television.ā Preferably without being able to smell you. He waited for Andy to answer. āSorry bro but I had a long day too. And remember everything is first come first serve. Thatās how you got the bigger room.ā Arthur slunk off dejected to the kitchen to make his evening meal. Another night exclusively of chores.
It was a Saturday. The weather had only gotten hotter. Arthur felt the sweat drip down his back as he soldered a part together. Heād ran out of water at 10am. It was 2pm. He finished the part and went to bathroom to wet his face to cool down. He looked a mess. His shirt had come untucked. His glasses were slipping. He was damp all over with sweat. He cleaned himself up then went back into the shop to find Andy holding two open beers. One full one half empty.
āJesus Christ dude you look as hot as I feel*BUUURRP*. Here.ā
It looked ice cold. He was desperate. Surely it was better than dying of dehydration? He took it and took a sip. It was refreshing. Cold, bitter and strong. He couldnāt stop himself. He chugged until his stomach gurgled. āThank you Andrew I actually ran out of *BUuuUUURRRrrrpp* Iām so sorry excuse me that was disgusting.ā Arthur couldnāt remember the last time he burped. He didnāt think he ever burped. But just now heād done the loudest burp heād ever heard. He was terrified. āBro that was awesome! That was a grade A manly-beer-burp.ā Arthur took another sip. He didnāt get complimented that often.
When he returned home there was no hiding it. He was a puddle of sweat with a man in the middle. He returned to Andy parked on the couch as per usual. He brushed it off and headed straight to the fridge for a bottle of water. Heād ran out. āAndy did you take my water?ā āI donāt drink that shit.ā He looked in the fridge at the very well stocked shelf of various beers. Heād sighed and closed it then went to get a glass of tap water. The tap water tasted of chemicals and punishment. He took a sip then another sip. He tried to make himself like it. He poured it down the sink and grabbed a beer. First come first served right? It wasnāt Andyās beer. He just liked beer more. He sipped the beer as he tried to do his tasks but he just couldnāt. It was too warm. His designated armchair next to the infested couch was too inviting. Heād never drank before and he wasnāt hungry during his lunch so he was pretty tipsy. He slumped into his armchair and tried to read but the words swirled on the page. Andy smirked ājust watch TV. Itās too hot to do anything.ā It was. He agreed. It was just all too much.
It was 8pm. He was five beers deep. āI wish I didnāt have to cook. But healthy food doesnāt make itself.ā
āIt doesnāt. *BUURRP* But delicious takeout is a click away.ā
āTakeout is too fattening.ā
āCome on *BUURRPP* youāve already had like 1200 calories in beerā *BUUURRRP*
āWHAT. This beer has 240 calories EACH!!! No wonder youāre so fat. Sorry.ā
āNah *BUUURRP* itās cool I know im fat. Iād rather *BUUURRP* be fat than *BUUURRRPP* miserable.ā
āFair enough *burp* being healthy takes up so much time.ā
āPizza?ā
āFuck it why not.ā
The rest of night and the weekend passed by a blur. More beer. Pizza. Ice cream. Burping. Undoing his trousers. At some point cannabis came out erasing the last part of his mind that cared about being polite. His shirt came off. More beer. He started farting. It felt good. He felt himself melting into the couch. His own B.O mixed with Andyās. He felt his brain slip further. He didnāt care. More takeout. His trousers came off while Andy rubbed his bloated middle. The cartoons on TV blurred together. They were all loud and stupid and fun. He scratched his ass. Andy suggested dumpster diving on Monday and he agreed. They farted at the same time and fist bumped. Andy started picking his nose. Arthur spat on the floor. Being crass and gross felt good.
Burping Jealousy
(Belching | Bloating | Body Odour | Short Story)
āHey bro, you see that freak over there?ā
āThat huge guy lifting those big fucking weights? Yeah I can hear him, and smell him too.ā
āImagine how much pressure there is built up in that gut of his. Wish I could lift like him⦠burp like him⦠stink like himā¦ā
āYou NEED to talk to him bro. Find out what he puts in his protein shake, there must be something wicked in there. Weāre smelling like a perfume shop over here.ā
āYeah, Iāll go over and ask him. We NEED to reek like him, weāre just embarrassing ourselves.ā
āHey bro. Hey! Excuse me!ā
BUUUUUUUUURRRRP!
āHey! Sorry to interrupt! I just need toāā
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRP!
āI JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHATāS IN YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE!ā
BUURRP! UUUURRP! BWOOOOORRRP!
āThanks dude, youāre too kind. Bro! He let me try some of his protein shake.ā
āBro, thatās sweet. God, look at your gut, itās so fucking bloated already man.ā
āYeah, broāhicāI feel amaāhicāzing. Iām so heavy andāhicābloated. What was in thaāUUUUUUURRRP!ā
Nice burps bro!
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Bros With Benefits - Part 1
This is a story I've been wanting to write for probably over a year now but I keep working on other projects instead. I've decided to finally get started on it.
Synopsis: At heart, Trystan is a lazy slob, but his girlfriend Stacey is always nagging him to 'grow up' and stop living like a teenager. One day, he meets Jared, a guy who is just like him, and the two quickly become friends.
Dude⦠beer gets me so gassy