The pride warrior

"A loyal soldier. An enemy with honor. A rival. A beastman. A badass. A friend. And a man, who wants his fucking helmet back." The name's João, 18yrs, Brazilian ginger and i'm just a multifandom dude who posts nice stuff. -| ♥ | ♦ | ♣ | ♠ |- praise the (ass)trayan -Space hero- -Derse dreamer- -Ranger nº413- Trust the cloak

[rawdaddyclub]

america is NOT, has NEVER been, and will NEVER be the greatest country on earth. No great country is built on hundreds of years of institutionalised discrimination. 

[seriousfic]

Friend, you’d better sit down, I have some bad news for you about the entire rest of the world.

[slothblog]

@ ppl that cook naked

Are you not scared of oil poppin on ur titty?????

[invidiavonkarnstein]

Fire cannot kill a dragon.

[slothblog]

Anyway

[actualmariettaedgecombe-deactiv]

people call on the ‘science side of tumblr’ because generally scientists are eager lil nerds willing to help others

people don’t call on the history side of tumblr because all historians are - without fail - sarcastic angry assholes looking to start a fight

[mountedhistory]

[75orchids]

IF A PERSON LOVES TO EAT RAW EGGS JUST LET THEM EAT THE FUCKING EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

LET THEM EAT THE EGGS

IT’S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHETHER OR NOT SOMEONE CHOOSES TO EAT RAW EGGS STRAIGHT FROM THE CHICKEN ASS

[butterybaconbutts]

I want to know what spawned this angry post.

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

No you don’t understand pls actually listen to this

[humansofnewyork]

“When my husband was dying, I said: ‘Moe, how am I supposed to live without you?’ He told me: ‘Take the love you have for me and spread it around.’”

[bace-jeleren]

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

[shortvideosandstuff]

X

[psychara-deactivated20190811]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[satan-is-salmon-deactivated2017]

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

[dance-hall-dyke-deactivated2019]

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

[desertcryptid]

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

[fuckingromeo]

THIS HOUSE MUST BE HOT AS FUCK I MEAN DAAAAMN

[petitetiaras]

[lymner]

  Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.

But she won’t discover that it’s him till chapter three.

[im-awkwardly-here]

WHAT!

[snafra-blog]

narrows eyes

[whitebeltwriter]

well played Disney well played

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

Last night I went on yik yak and posted the eggplant emoji until they were the only yaks on the feed. Today I went to check it and it turns out I’ve been suspended for the next 12995 days. Or in simpler terms, the next 35.6 years.

I will tell this story to my grand children. And on July 5th, 2050 I will return with more eggplant emojis.

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

[satan-senpie]

A Guitar/Glockenspiel Duet With Myself

[shinierchrystal]

The best 7 second song there is

[redanteater]

and it loops so perfectly too

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

this fruit is called kigelia and it is poisonous. good job, kiddo

[tastefullyoffensive]

[graphicnerdity]

It’s all Harry’s fault. Well, partially. I suppose Voldemort can be saddled with an equal portion of the blame. The point is, the Dursleys were just minding their own business when a horcrux was dumped on their doorstep. For the next decade it proceeded to warp their minds, turning them from your garden variety insufferable human beings into horrible, heartless monsters. The fact that they survived such prolonged horcrux exposure without delving into insanity or abandoning a helpless child only solidifies their place among the pantheon of noble and virtuous heroes in the Harry Potter universe.

*Mic drop*

[camwyn]

That… actually does kind of explain an awful lot, dunnit.

[waffle-sorter]

Mind, what we see of Vernon before the timeskip is not exactly a pleasant person. That said, wow.

[camwyn]

True; still, he didn’t strike me as the full-on Roald Dahl-esque monstrosity we saw when Harry was ten, just a standard variety self-absorbed jerk.

[seananmcguire]

That’s…huh.

[a-tardis-at-downton]

Woah.

[rendolent]

Interesting concept

[foodffs]

[lousontiptoes]

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

[alphacrowley]

[thepastryalchemist-deactivated2]

if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with

[zonecassette]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

RETURN OF SHAQ BALLOON