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[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[cerullos]

this is still….so funny

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Rose: what no

Doctor: I am loving everything about today :D

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[scyther-no-scything]

Makuhita and Hariyama

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[cleancore]

[yugirimistwalker]

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure

[neuters]

god wish that were me is an lgbt icon

[sosuperawesome]

Safely Endangered on Instagram / Amazon

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[lmaonade]

if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f

[swagforbirds]

goodbye

[jewbikscube-deactivated20200105]

They sacrificed themself… To warn us…

[funnyordie]

The choice is clear

[alexadoodles]

It’s not even out yet, but I know that it’s going to be AMAZING

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[oldmancaleb-deactivated20220531]

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

[rtrixie]

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[bae-in-maine]

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

[taraljc]

what $$$ does is buy TIME. Which poor women know, and rich men barely understand.

[dredsina]

Me when a customer asks me to help them find something that’s literally right next to them:

[dredsina]

[thecoldestwynterever]

The last one took me out 😂

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[oh-shit-i-hit-post-limit]

*2018/2019 & Beyond 💵🔮

[nicholaskole]

‘We leave you boys alone for ONE AFTERNOON and suddenly everyone’s a statue??“ Exploring the (entirely too empty) space for female elder dragons in Spyro! Who’s your fave?