Sylveon awesome booty

Hello I am Ampelio and I like sylveon and being an asshole so I decided to become sylveon's booty. 22/Brazil/INTP

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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Item: Ice Sword DIY kit

[zegalba]

[thememedaddy]

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

Hey. You. The American teenager inexplicably reading this. Don't join the US military. You're better than that. The military is a bunch of cops. Are they technically diverse and inclusive? On some level, kind of, almost. But their job is to kill people. They kill innocent people every day. They abuse their own members, especially their members who aren't white cis het middle class Christian men. The US exists through perpetual violence against the global working class, including its own working class. The military is how it carries out a large portion of that violence. You deserve better. You're better than that. Don't join.

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I used to be you. Trust me when i say that. "It's just a job" is easy to say until you see drones take off loaded and land empty. "I need the money" is easy to say until you hear about the US betraying and abandoning her allies and you watch an empty lot in the desert fill with tanks that, until a few days ago, had been protecting the people you thought you signed up to protect. "I didn't have a choice" is a lie you tell yourself when you hear about an AC-130 crew destroying a hospital.

Have you directly supported combat aircraft that have killed people? Have you directly supported logistics aircraft that moved weapons and ammo and troops into combat zones? Have you heard about war crimes committed by the US and realized the war criminals and their tools were able to get where they did because you helped keep an airfield in operation? Have you seen armed white men supervise impoverished Indian and Filipino migrant workers building and maintaining infrastructure on behalf of the US government and Kuwaiti royal family like some sort of 21st century version of plantations in the Antebellum South? Have you seen a team of hurricane "first responders" treat the hurricane response duty like a vacation, drinking and partying every night while the people off the base are dying due to lack of electricity?

I have. I haven't seen combat, I'll admit that. But everything i just described, i saw in Kuwait in 2019 and Puerto Rico in 2017. I saw and experienced other things, too, things I'd rather not have seen.

You are morally superior to me. You are a better person than me. Don't do what i did. If you're so damn desperate to get killed by doing a government job, join a fire department. I would run into a burning building and relive those nightmares every single night before I'd spend another second in the USAF uniform. You can do better than me. Please do better than me. I'm not superstitious but the Devil is real and he collects souls at US military recruiting stations. Don't give him yours.

[netbug009]

As someone with a lot of financial trauma from barely scraping by for most of my adult life, doing the retail/food service tango, having to seriously make plans for the possibility of being homeless and only managing to get by thanks to some friends who support me in a way my family never did, I do NOT regret staying out of the military. The fact that they can buy young people off like they do is diabolical.

[mrayeshen]

Good luck fighting against teenage girls in FRU, Warrior of Lights.

[altimysart]

"good boy"

[emorui]

[catserotonin]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a dream about waking up early and my day being perfect, thought it was real. Then I woke up and I had actually slept in.

[diycraftsnmore]

[dovesndecay]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[neenarchive]

dragon age 4. did they figure out how old the dragon is yet

[trollrider1111]

Yea 4

[neenarchive]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[fluffielox]

[emiko-matsui]

the goat says

[mamoru]

shout out to everyone in south korea who went to bed early last night

[mamoru]

if you missed it the president declared martial law out of fucking nowhere at around 10pm or so last night. publicly he claimed that this was to defend against north korea, but according to the BBC it was mostly was because he was frustrated nobody listened to him because everyone despises this guy. nobody wanted to pass his laws, so he just vetoed everything. and I guess he reached a breaking point last night and threw an absolutely legendary tantrum.

so people were immediately confused, and that confusion turned to anger because martial law means people can get arrested much more easily, and also, what the general fuck? and protests began at parliament, and the combination of protestors and police were blocking the way in.

and then 190 parliament members showed up in the middle of the night, at least some of them had to to jump a fence and/or evade police not letting them in, and they got inside and voted 190-0 to un-declare martial law. not a single person there voted to maintain martial law, and not a single person who would have voted to maintain martial law bothered to show up. that vote happened at around 1am.

and within a few hours the president announced that fine, he will undo martial law. and then he undid it. and then people started calling for his resignation or impeachment.

and then people started waking up. this all went down within a few extremely baffling hours. good morning!

[provendermalkin]

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