coincidences are the scars of fate

[throwbackblr]

[livejamie]

[meandworld]

(via livejamie)

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.

[no-thanks-im-stuffed]

[thecwst]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bjorgar]

Imagine getting lost in target as a kid only to have a giant Eldridge monster grab you. Then it starts chanting in an unknown tongue and moves you faster than you ever thought possible, only to plop you down in the parking lot next to your mom.

[exeggcute]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this feels like an ancient tablet from which so many cultural artifacts were derived

[ethugs]

Did you peep fishMan’s muscles when he yolks up spongebob? Bwoiiii was bout to put the fins on em.

[stability]

ok but look at spongebobs stance while cleaning that floor? who’s behind him? he tryna get a raise from mr krabs?

[hirxeth]

“You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better.”

Blue valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance

[oldworldgrange]

Afternoon glow

[anxietyproblem]

[animal-factbook]

[memewhore]

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[diequik]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

took a while but i did it

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[loveonarooftop]

are social medias down again exept for tumblr

[nutsacktorturer]

a cockroach will survive a nuclear bomb

[lezbians]

[hyrude]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes