give yourself a title & a massive fuck off castle

saltburn sideblog where i’m allowed to be insane <3

[fuckingwoodfuckingpaneling]

im gonna kill myself in 1 minute if jacob elordi doesnt come out as using they them pronouns

[horrorlesbians]

i would fuck wood paneling if i could

[fuckingwoodfuckingpaneling]

WE’RE SO BACK!!!!

[hyrude]

[fuckingwoodfuckingpaneling]

[stranger-fucking-danger]

we need more girlfailures in cinema

[ollieapologist]

[lorephobic]

good morning saltburn nation

[johnwalkerrrrr]

For people in trouble

Archie Madekwe & Emma D'Arcy

[fuckingwoodfuckingpaneling]

archie madekwe nation does ANYONE on the planet know where to watch for people in trouble because i’ve been searching for a place to watch it for literal months and months

[w-hikarin]

WHAT IF I KMS

[w-hikarin]

Some of the saltburn interviews with Emerald (I died a few times reading these interviews)

"This is a meet-cute in our romcom"..."Barry and Jacob were already great friends. But when Jacob did that look, Barry said "Bloody hell! I need to sit down." That's what being struck by love feels like"

Oliver was sooo turned on when he said he hated Felix

"He wants to be special. And you can't be special on your own"

[lorephobic]

good morning saltburn nation

[wormswurld]

thinking about how there should have been more blood in saltburn… just imagine how much more heightened the sexuality & tension would be ?!!!!! instead felix lightly pushing ollie away when he found out abt his lies he punched him? SLAPPED HIM?????? ollie biting felix in the maze? drawing blood? A FUCKING ONE-SIDED BLOOD OATH???? bruh. gtfo.

@coldblooded-angel dedicated to you bae 🩸

[dunmerwhore]

need something in my mouth . not telling what

[fuckingwoodfuckingpaneling]

he’s fucking chronic mate all these boarding school psychos what do they teach you latin water polo child abuse very well may be one of my favorite saltburn interactions. not even because of what they’re sharing it just sounds so Good it’s such a satisfying conversation

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was watching new girl last night and turns out nick miller’s uses the oliver quick method…