Oliver apologist

obnoxious saltburn sideblog for all my current brainrot. 28. she/her. mdni

[diidona]

JACOB ELORDI as FELIX CATTON SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[inmyyearof1]

Felix Catton's bedroom in Saltburn

[bubbleteavangelist]

i’m going to try and be a good person from now on i think. Apart from gossiping, backbiting, lying, playing victim, shit stirring, guilt tripping, and things of that nature of course.

[ollieapologist]

it's so compelling when a man can have sex with a woman and somehow it's still gay. like he's leaving the curtains open for his boy best friend to watch. he's describing what it was like to him while he literally looks like he can't breathe. he's thinking of him the entire time he's fucking her. I love you repressed psychosexual yaoi you are so important to me

[cherubg1rl]

[collectivelychatty]

Nothing happened to me vs undeniable evidence that I behave like things happened to me

[ollieapologist]

sorry but there was going to be a scene of the Cattons including Sir James and Elspeth dead and posed around the dinner table while Oliver ate at the head???? HELLO?!?! I'm dead Emerald pls release the deleted scenes the deranged scary girlies want to see this!!

[ollieapologist]

umm why did blake lively style herself in oliver quick cosplay for her movie premiere lolll

like literally spot the difference (you can't!)

[utopians]

In the club getting abject

[ollieapologist]

I miss you. I hope you're doing okay!

hi this is really nice! rest assured, im doing well and you can still find me in various places on this app writing deranged things about other repressed scary gay boys lol. I will one day rewatch saltburn so I can continue screaming about it on here the way god intended I promise

[ollieapologist]

I love when ppl come in my notes with tags to complain about saltburn being bad or lazy or cliche or whatever. Like....you choose to do this here?? On a blog that is clearly an insane, manic, all consuming love letter to this film? Praying for you, get well soon, hope you find peace, clarity, etc. but this is not a safe space for you lmao

[ollieapologist]

[ormundshightower]

Jacob Elordi as Felix Catton Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[darknessanddistance]

[ollieapologist]

Watching the Saltburn trailer and losing my mind screaming like girls did for the Beatles whenever Felix comes on the screen

[ollieapologist]

Felix Catton, chronically late completely lackadaisical has never rushed a day in his life gf and Oliver Quick, punctual 30 min early first one to the function bf

[ollieapologist]

Oliver, if Felix would have woken up after the maze scene -