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[orteil42]

indie games: what if you were a little fly. what if a sentient locomotive was after you. what if you tidied up a house. what if you were a bear who runs a B&B

AAA games: what if u had a gun

[mysharona1987]

[pixelllls]

character inspired by clouds!

[memewhore]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[funnytwittertweets]

[rars]

kind of gay for women to wear button-up blouses/shirts. why are you wearing a shirt with buttons on it? to have your those buttons loosened by another woman's tender hands?

[lambergeier]

truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[random-shit-writing]

this crinkled tissue??

[parksrway]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[jojo-fraga]

Done! My first finalized OFMD fanart~ How did I do?

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[raisedbylibrarians]

Everyone is an artist until rent is due

[lunian]

i keep doing gay mermay stuff aayyyyy

fish boyfriends

[jaw-bones]

Nepenthe ~ this design update has been rolling in my mind and has me in an absolute chokehold

[foreveryoung910]

[sasukefortnite]

[jerryswag]

[ravingsrandom]

This meme transcends language

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[thebootydiaries]

baby: m -m-m-

mom: meet me in the pit? mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?

baby: mom wtf